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R2D21999
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How eould you want to die?

I want to die of old age.

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PurpleSquishy
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With out knowing it ever happened.

pickpocket
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How would I want to die?
I dont, end of story.

Jeff1999
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Lets see pickpocket. If you dont want to die, you will still have to do it because you cannot escape death. As for the question of the thread. I think we will have to think about it when we will be older. Alot older.

-Jeff

awesomeplayer312
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I want to die of old age to.In my sleep to be more precise!

psychoraven
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painlessly in old age

skydragon720
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defending my country

daleks
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It depends. Probably of old age, but I would die protecting people I love too.

redslaughterer
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defending my country


I think that this is an honorable way to die. But I'd like to die in my sleep. One of my fears is to have a long and painful death.
Minotaur55
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I want to die of old age in the city I was born in, which was right next to the beach so I get to die with a view. Awful but enjoyable! (ok that was morbid just a tad).

cendari
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When I die, I want to know when its going to happen, a week or more in advance. Now that doesn't mean I wouldn't die for some other reason, such as protecting others or for something/someone I care about

cendari
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I also think that death by Pineapple would be pretty cool. Still trying to figure out how that would work though.

spikeabc
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in bed with the one i love.

well, theres a way i would only like if i was young. of age, i rather die painlessly in my sleep. however, judges dont die, so the question is irrelevant.

--judgment NEVER DIES

redslaughterer
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I also think that death by Pineapple would be pretty cool. Still trying to figure out how that would work though.



Lol. Hmmmmmm, lets see. Maybe you genetically engineer a gigantic pineapple and crush yourself under it. Or maybe take a heavy pineapple and have someone smash it repeatedly into your head. That would be painful though, and probably be long. Or eat a poisoned pineapple. Or stuff yourself with so much pineapple your stomach gets so large it crushes all your organs. Or, drink so much pineapple juice that your body has no place to store it and it ends up going to your brain. Actually, that one happened to someone who drank too much water. But there are so many possibilities for death by pineapple.
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If I get old I want to die in cold weather. I'd like to walk in a white out and die, numbed by the cold and falling asleep forever.

Kasic
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Still trying to figure out how that would work though.


I can easily imagine someone being bludgeoned to death by a pineapple.

in bed with the one i love.


And then your significant other wakes up next to a corpse...
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