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skydragon720
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I thought that maybe, there should a joke thread. Hence the name. You know, you should be able to come here after a day of school or work, to just sit back and relax. Enjoy a couple laughs at other posts, and move on. If you want to, you can leave a joke. Any kind of joke! I guess I'll start it off: Yo momma so fat, that she sits next to everybody in the movie theater. I'm going to experiment with the next one: Yo daddy so gay, that when I told him, he hit hit me with his purse.

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Skulltivator
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Warning: keep out of children.


I was planning on using it to stab children, but now that I see it could be potentially dangerous I may have some things to reconsider.
Jblaze101
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pokemon some of the jokes were quite funny wish i could give you a star or something lol

xeano321
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wow. You actually read all that crap?


You bet. I never miss a good joke.
Devoidless
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Continuing to copy and paste entire pages of 'jokes' without even linking to the original site is not going to fly. Deleting all posts that are such, and expect not to see anymore from here on out.

IAgreeWithYou
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No! I'm dying, not enough puns. I...have...to...post...some...puns.

1. Did you hear about the teacher who's students wouldn't stop talking?

She couldn't control her pupils.

2. I walked into a shop and the man said "I bet you 10 dollars you can't reach those steaks"

I said "Sorry, the stakes are too high"

3. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, I can't put it down.

4. The experienced carpenter really nailed it but the new guy really screwed it up.

5. A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.

6.

Me: My dog doesn't have a nose

Other guy: Well how does he smell?

Me: Actually he has quite a hard time trying to smell and we had to get a surgery done because he was in immense pain while breathing.

pokemonrocks126
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devoidess you are mean why you no like my jokes

Ernie15
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devoidess you are mean why you no like my jokes


Maybe he would like them better if they were actually your jokes.

Also, I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
Jumpper
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Nomad

lets get back to the jokes

knock knock.

Skulltivator
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Nomad

knock knock.


That joke doesn't make any sense. I don't get it. What is this madness?
Jumpper
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What is this madness?

you are suppose to answer.

knock knock
ironblade41
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Shepherd

I have a knock knock joke. Two guys walk into a bar. (that's it)

toprichieboy
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Wasn't that joke told by Siri?

pickpocket
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There was a survey in England with one question, "are there too many foreigners?"
10% said yes
90% said Ùذ٠اÙترج�...Ø© ÙأتÙÙ�

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes?
There all gone!
^Yeah, bamman and piderman. What of it?

pickpocket created an alt finding contest with the code comment being &quoturple tiger"."

True... but someone found me
Jumpper
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I have a knock knock joke. Two guys walk into a bar. (that's it)

NO! that is not it!
it goes like this.
two guys walk into a bar... but the third one is a duck.
Skulltivator
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you are suppose to answer.


How am I supposed to answer if I don't know the answer?
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