I thought that maybe, there should a joke thread. Hence the name. You know, you should be able to come here after a day of school or work, to just sit back and relax. Enjoy a couple laughs at other posts, and move on. If you want to, you can leave a joke. Any kind of joke! I guess I'll start it off: Yo momma so fat, that she sits next to everybody in the movie theater. I'm going to experiment with the next one: Yo daddy so gay, that when I told him, he hit hit me with his purse.
Q-Why can't the skeleton cross the road?A-He doesn't have any guts. Q-What did the elevator say to the other elevator? A-I think I'm coming down with something
Ok I admitt it I have a few Yo mama jokes.........
Yo mama so fat that the only thing at the store that will fit her is the changing room.
Yo mama so ugly the millitary started using pictures of her face for weapons.
And now the dumb blond jokes.....
Q-How do you kill a dumb blond? A-you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
So there is a Russain, American, and a dumb blond. The Russain proclamed ,"We were the first ones in space!" The American countered "Oh yeah? Well, we were the first ones on the Moon!" The dumb blond then says "Who cares? 'Cause were going to be the first ones on the Sun!" The American looks at the Russain. The Russain looks at the American. They say together, " You can't go to the Sun!!! You'll burn!!!" The dumb blond then says ,"Were going during the night,"
Annoying Girlfriend: Honey i killed your cat. Husband:-... Annoying Girlfriend: It's because i don't want two pussies in the bad :3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trolled... :P
