I thought that maybe, there should a joke thread. Hence the name. You know, you should be able to come here after a day of school or work, to just sit back and relax. Enjoy a couple laughs at other posts, and move on. If you want to, you can leave a joke. Any kind of joke! I guess I'll start it off: Yo momma so fat, that she sits next to everybody in the movie theater. I'm going to experiment with the next one: Yo daddy so gay, that when I told him, he hit hit me with his purse.
Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with the sun if you shot Chuck Norris today it would the bullets funreal tomorrow Chuck Norris once peed in the gas tank of a semi truck that truck is no know as optimus prime Chuck norris doesnt push him self up he pushes the world down Chuck Norris can run around the world so fast he punches himself in the back of the head Jesus walked on water Chuck Norris swam through land Chunck Norris and superman once made a bet and whoever lost the bet had to wear their underwear on the outside of their suit Chuck Norris once ate a factory supply of sleeping pills it made him blink Children check their closet for the boogey man at night the boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris at night Chuck Norris doesnt sleep he watches Chuck Norris was born in a cabin he single handedly built Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil for his ravishing good looks and fighting skills but chuck norris round-house kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back now they play poker on the second wednesday of every month Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee went to the school together Bruce Lee was even invited to his wedding but he didnt go cause Chuck Norris was just to intimidating Chuck Norris once played a game of fooseball with God chuck norris lost 9-10 when Chuck Norris was being given birth to his mother was taking to long so he decided to punch his way out
