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skydragon720
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I thought that maybe, there should a joke thread. Hence the name. You know, you should be able to come here after a day of school or work, to just sit back and relax. Enjoy a couple laughs at other posts, and move on. If you want to, you can leave a joke. Any kind of joke! I guess I'll start it off: Yo momma so fat, that she sits next to everybody in the movie theater. I'm going to experiment with the next one: Yo daddy so gay, that when I told him, he hit hit me with his purse.

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Jumpper
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How am I supposed to answer if I don't know the answer?


this isn't rocket science. I'm not asking you what 2+2 is. just answer like you would any knock knock joke.

Knock knock
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Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with the sun
if you shot Chuck Norris today it would the bullets funreal tomorrow
Chuck Norris once peed in the gas tank of a semi truck that truck is no know as optimus prime
Chuck norris doesnt push him self up he pushes the world down
Chuck Norris can run around the world so fast he punches himself in the back of the head
Jesus walked on water Chuck Norris swam through land
Chunck Norris and superman once made a bet and whoever lost the bet had to wear their underwear on the outside of their suit
Chuck Norris once ate a factory supply of sleeping pills it made him blink
Children check their closet for the boogey man at night the boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris at night
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep he watches
Chuck Norris was born in a cabin he single handedly built
Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil for his ravishing good looks and fighting skills but chuck norris round-house kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back now they play poker on the second wednesday of every month
Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee went to the school together Bruce Lee was even invited to his wedding but he didnt go cause Chuck Norris was just to intimidating
Chuck Norris once played a game of fooseball with God chuck norris lost 9-10
when Chuck Norris was being given birth to his mother was taking to long so he decided to punch his way out

These were all by heart

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Jokes...

What did the starving man say to his mom?
I'm hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the street?
He needed too.

Anyways say Hello there might without an austrailian accent. It's IMPOSSIBLE xD

Skulltivator
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this isn't rocket science. I'm not asking you what 2+2 is.


I don't know rocket science, so obviously I don't know what 2+2 is, but I'll give it a try.

Knock knock who?
yourawesomeness
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CHUCK NORRIS JOKE
when Chuck Norris wants 2 burn calories, he sets a fat kid on fire

yourawesomeness
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i swear i didnt see that other guy make Chuck Norris jokes

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knock knock
who's there?
short-term memory loss
short-term memory loss who?
knock knock

Raylene3
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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

indianajones1
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Chuck Norris jokes are the best.

What's Chuck Norris at the bottom of the sea?He's making a fire.

indianajones1
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What's Chuck Norris at the bottom of the sea?He's making a fire.

I forgot to add doing (facepalm).
Skulltivator
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What has 2 legs and bleeds?


That was definitely not the answer I was expecting.
Jumpper
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I don't know rocket science, so obviously I don't know what 2+2 is, but I'll give it a try.
Knock knock who?

first you would say who is there

second the answer: Joke!
get it "knock knock...... Joke"
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Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.

PitiRR
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http://i.qkme.me/3otvt8.jpg

Jumpper
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here is one I saw on ifunny.

My girlfriend works at Subway...... now I can tell her to make me a sandwich.

WIN!

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