@Everyone132 I haven't played the game in a while so my description can't be as accurate as I'd like, but you click the button or menu item that says "buy premium content" or "remium content" something like that, and then it takes you too a joke screen within the game. You have to let the whole joke play before you get the quest. You may need to buy a specific upgrade too, before the premium content button appears.
However, If I remember correctly, the game was bugged for me the first time I tried it as clicking the in-game button did nothing. I had to restart my game to get it to work. Hopefully that's not the case for you.
It was pretty difficult earning the quests after reading every comment in this topic. The game could crash any second. As a helping tip to everyone that tries to get the Premium Wool quest. The in-game achievement and the AG quest will unlock only after you wait and listen to that guy speaking.
That bug that doesn't let you continue gaming after you check medals from the menu is the most annoying thing I've ever seen. If administrators cannot fix that, at least write a warning somewhere nearby.
I now must clear the cache, start over, just to earn the last quest of this game. This is a very poorly made game. Sadly I need to say it's one of the worst games by that author.
@Medicacion: The game is glitchy. You're going to have to start over. Find where it is saved and delete that file.
Read the first post on this page to see how to get around the glitch. Basically, don't upgrade anything except for the stuff at the beginning that lets you play the game.
There is a simple way to reset your game to get the quests if it has glitched. You can (In Firefox at least) use Private Browsing as that will start game from beginning. Then only buy the upgrades necessary to get the quests (Theres a post on page four detailing how)