Okay, now my thesis is done, I've thought about it and decided now is a good time as any to work on my verbal skills. The idea is this:
* Give me a topic, and a style (of a person, or the name of a style). I will attempt to write a verse or two accordingly.
* If you could, give me links to the topic and examples of the style.
* No redistribution, please. The verses I write here are mine.
For example, in a previous thread, Klaushouse asked me to do a rap in the style of Kanye West on the topic of Pokemon, so I wrote one that could be rapped to Homecoming.
Just like Blackfang said, to much of 'smart' in your rap turns it into a 'kid rap' where the lyrics and rhymes cannot be taken as a threat. In witch we are trying to disrespect each other.
What!?
*hits the cassette deck PLAY button*
How many times do I have to say, Rap ain't about swears it's all about play, I can hardly bear to hear this trash, About what's flash and how you bash- Each other with flame and I find it sad, That you're all this lame passing bad skills for mad, While it may be a game, may I remind you of, A thing called policy, now you may scoff, But this ain't democracy, I got a monopoly- On what goes and don't go on this thread, And if you won't listen, I'll knock it dead! Don't make Strop weep, heed the spirit of old, You play nice, peeps, sure you can be bold, But if I ever see you think rap means disrespect, I'll call your weak crap and leave you wrecked!
but rap is just that there are battles in rap , there are songs , there are freestyles , rap is all different it isn't just one thing , how you guys put it witty punches , you can say curses in rap , that's why it's a battle cuz you let out emotions that are powerful like anger frustration , those type's of emotions as full for a battle , a battle is mean not nice , ass what you guys are talking about is taste , which is what type of rap you guys like which is niceness , but everybody has different taste in rap , not all are gonna chose the same style , and for people who don't rap or have studied it or are good at poetry should not critic those that do , for they don't know the real essence of rap , I don't even like to use the word rap , cuz all we have now of days are rappers , those that talk about nice cars , big houses ect. , this is more like Emceeing which are those that put intellectual words together thats the difference.
bu-but, Stroooooop! Rapping trash is one hell of a romp Using words that cut, words that lash intelligence is the main show and using rhyme to bash and spin circles troo much of each, it's all nonsense and a way of losing time.
gangsta you think to highly of yourself, will shove you down in a book shelf, if you dont realize who is the boss, better listen kid or its your loss,
my life is good, hitler stood, when i came about, cause i was seen by his scout,
i was like, what is the holocaust business, he said he didnt know cause germany was in a mess, he apologized to me but i was a stone, i ordered him to burn himself down to the bone,
so respect me fathead or go down the drain, if you hurry up fast, you just might catch the train, i am the king here and you the vassal, better get your ass out before i kick u out the castle
so take my advice and follow me, if you see some nice chick, tell her good things about of course me, and also tell her about my long dic*
Sonam, buddy, just don't try to rhyme Cause when I hear it, it sounds like a crime Playing with yourself, when it ain't play time. Braggin bout that small junk when its your bed time.
I know me and DDX were swearing etc, but me and him are just playing around.
yea I thought we were playing around too... If I didn't have work today, I totally woulda ripped your face off xD
now lucifer see here kid, there are huge things in this bid, so take your little crap out the street, cause its not you but your sister that i meet,
It's not my sister mate, I only have a brotha I didn't know you swing that way, you grand motha fuka. I'll show you whats crap, just take a look around You'll see your own lyrics and look dumbfound.
Your no king, Ya' wanna' settle this in the ring? Your just a Fiddla' Scarin' Hitla'? Yeah right! Get ready for a fight!
Who you callin' boy? Now go play with ya' toy' Know what I mean? Ya' think ya' mean?
Yo' over hyped, can ya' even type? Get the wax out' cha' ears, cuz ya' bout' to come across fear!
I'm a make ya' shed tears, I'm controlin' the Gears, Forget about the future, forget the past, Can ya' last? Remember the present, cuz to me ya' nothin but a peasent!
Smash ya' with the pipa, Cuz I'm a real hardcore snipa' I'll destroy ya' at all cost, are ya' lost? Do ya' wanna' forfit? Cuz' I'm a makin the profit!
Do ya' wanna' give up? In the end of all this, you'll be nothin' but a liquid in a cup! You think ya' tough, but cha' listen to Hillery Duff!
Me vassle? What Castle? Ya betta' get out cha' momma's basement, This nothin but encasement,
Sonam? Rip off of Konnan! Just go with the flow, Ya need moe? Who can'you blame? Ya' got no fame!
To all you mutha F*kas slightly slow in the head. I'll take you out now, and paint you blood red. I've got the god's skill and my fame's wide spread. Some of you are rapping like you are inbred.
DDX and me are the same person. You kids don't know what's begun My rap I'm spitting is like a beacon It'sa big light for hell's horsemen.
You need a LOBOTOMY WITH THOSE WEAK BARS// He told me he wanted to be with the celebrity's , I drop astronomy on him , he told he STILL COULDN'T SEE STARS!//
A cow makes and milk and it is white. A sow makes pork and it is tight You mother's screaming when I change the lights I swear its not me, it's my dendrites.
but rap is just that there are battles in rap , there are songs , there are freestyles , rap is all different it isn't just one thing , how you guys put it witty punches , you can say curses in rap , that's why it's a battle cuz you let out emotions that are powerful like anger frustration
Alright guys. Let's take a poll here.
Who here comes from the ghetto? I mean seriously, like was born and raised in Compton, or equivalent.
Who here was born to a family that lived underneath the poverty line.
Who here was ever incarcerated, sent to juvenile detention for no apparent reason, or otherwise continually harrassed by the man?
Who here has been denied employment due to a criminal record, a history of drug abuse, has been abused as a child to the extent federal intervention has placed them in the care of a foster home?
Who here can't go to school because they'd just get killed walking down the street?
Now who here has an internet connection?
...I hope that I've demonstrated the potential for ultimate fail here: wigger-ness.
Hence I claim: you do not have any grounds to resort to stringing expletives together "because this is what rap is". And if you have any self-respect, why would you want to follow the gangsta rap trends that has just exposed the insanity of bling and "deez nuts" that talk smack and pop caps in each other's heads? Rap only became popular like that in the 90s because of white-boy posers and fraternity idiots who wanted something to yell out while on the booze and probably the weed too. Rap before that was actually fun and lighthearted and still had similar undertones of rebellion and frustration but expressed much differently.
You guys have a brain, you guys have presumably some education. I'd like you to use it.
I'm sure bankers are more paid than Akon because he just sits there, eating flan he's nevah gonna be a success like Marley, Mon Dish rap sucks so much your'e sure you're being conned
