I am the only guy that does NOT have a cell/smart phone. The lazy guy that if he tried, would get a 7.2 GPA (YES) but lazes off despite all his classes being Honors or AP. Also the kind of guy that is SUCH A LUNK that he excercises in the middle of class. I really do excercise in the middle of class. Tricep dips, Push-ups, crunches...I FEEL THE BURN. BROS KNOW WHERE THEY FEEL THE BURN. BROS...KNOW. (Thinking to self: WHY AM I NOT DOING TRACK&FIELD?) Also, the one guy who actually knows how to properly use the "&" key.
Me: "finally, the R2 computer is gone..." *googles armorgames* Me: "Time to do some well deserved surfing." WMXD: Welcome back, chaser..... Me: "Oh god, please no..." WMXD: Oh, yes, I hacked into this computer from the kong recycle center... Me: ;_; WMXD/R2: Results: computer porn Me: "oh shi--" *Light_chaser come to the office* I will get back at you...
Epic: Whew haven't been on this site in awhile. (typing) 8 yes Matt I use the 8 button correctly-(talking) Hey wait a minute I want the & button! R2: 8 button pressed Epic: I want &. R2: No you want 8 Epic:No &. R2: 8. Epic: & R2: 8 Epic:&!!! R2: Organic life form is not fit for this computer. Ejection activated. Epic: And how are you going to do that you don't control this chair. *disc ejector slides out and hits Epic's 'area.'* Epic: Ohhhhhh that hurt! That's it! Where's Matt? I want to show him this computer! *to be continued*
*walks over to the computer* *sits down* Me: "well, I am glad that is only a dream..." Computer: pornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornpornporn Me: light_chaser come to the office Me: *kicks computer* Computer: Grade lowered to pre-k Me: *walking to the office* "What did you say!?!"
Delivery Guy:"DayCee?" DayCee:"Oh!My robot came!I shall place him near the computers!" *takes of the cap* S3:"This is S3 robot, the most "helpful" robot in the world." Delivery Guy:"Sign here, and here.And here.Oh, and here." DayCee:"Thanks." *places him near the computers and leaves* S3(R2):"Muahaha, idiot!" -At the Chemistry classroom- Me:"Wake up!" light_chaser:"What?!" Me:"Are you on sleeping pills or something?It was a, read my lips, it was just a dream!" light_chaser:"Oh!" *goes back to sleep*
I'm that guy who everybody has seen but nobody actually knows me. I'm also the guy who loves to spew out subtle innuendos at any chance I get. I'm actually holding back from making one right now. Oh, there goes another opportunity.