*I walk up to xeano* Me: Hey you! Xeano: ... Me: Yeah you! Xeano: ... Me: Don't give me that 'Shut up, and stop acting retarded' look! Xeano: ... *I kick over the desk*
That is so unrealistic. I would stomp (and I mean TOTALLY STOMP) anybody who kicked me over anything.
Also, why would pick on me? I'm just eating Tic-Tacs and minding my own business.
I haven't thought of it till now, but does this mean Krin is the boss of me? Nah.
*Pick sits at the computer searching on Google*
Pick: * types George Washington in search box* Me: Your result is porn. Pick: What the... Me: Sending to school principal Pick: Nooo! I was only looking for George Washington! Devoid(on the announments): Pick!!! Head to the office immediately! Pickmumbles) Stupid computer... Me: Hehehe Ernie: Here Mr. Krin, that's the computer. Me: Uh oh...
Pick: * types George Washington in search box* Me: Your result is porn. Pick: What the... Me: Sending to school principal Pick: Nooo! I was only looking for George Washington! Devoid(on the announments): Pick!!! Head to the office immediately! Pickmumbles) Stupid computer... Me: Hehehe Ernie: Here Mr. Krin, that's the computer. Me: Uh oh...
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I love how Ernie just randomly shows up. Was I getting kicked over a desk in the background this time?
IAgreeWithYou: *whisper* Hey...Matt. Matthew: You realise I am you, right? IAgreeWithYou: NO! You're real life me. I'm internet me. Matthew: Yeah... so we're the same person. IAgreeWithYou: Generally, except I'm more awesome. Matthew: Why am I talking to myself? IAgreeWithYou: You're not. You're talking to me. Matthew: No one asked for your opinion. IAgreeWithYou: Well, since I am you, technically you did. Matthew: Uh... IAgreeWithYou: What? Matthew: How is this school related? IAgreeWithYou: We're in class, idiot! Don't you remember you talk to yourself in class. You said you stopped in grade 5 but we all know you still do. Matthew: Oh yeah, they said I needed to see the counsellor. IAgreeWithYou: Yeah, and they ended up making me and you go. It was cool though, we got out of lessons. Matthew: It was boring too. I told them several times I didn't think you were real and I just liked talking to myself. They just ended up making me wait there for half an hour twice a week. IAgreeWithYou: Yeah, you know how annoying that was. For some reason you wouldn't even talk to me. Matthew: I wonder why... -_- IAgreeWithYou: Why? Matthew: *sigh*. Anyway, what did you want to talk to me about? IAgreeWithYou: Oh yeah, apparently it's a role playing game now. EXCEPT SCHOOL! Matthew: Yeah, we should probably tell them to get back on topic. IAgreeWithYou: HEY! This is the internet. You have no control here. Matthew: But it's completely off topic and unnecessary? IAgreeWithYou: Yeah, but it's more interesting this way. Matthew: How? IAgreeWithYou: You're obviously new to the internet. *roles eyes* Matthew: I AM YOU! IAgreeWithYou: Pfft. Newbie. Matthew: I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE. EVER. IAgreeWithYou: See this is called a "Thread". It's where users can... Matthew: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! IAgreeWithYou: Geeze, no need to get cranky. Matthew: Well, how do we solve this. IAgreeWithYou: Just think of he taco ad. Why not have both? Matthew: Well there are several problems with that... IAgreeWithYou: So it's settled, it's a roleplay AND an original thread. Matthew: I didn't agre... IAgreeWithYou: *cuts off* You're forgetting, you have no power here. SO IT'S SETTLED!
