Me: "oh nonono, I hate math" Teacher: "BWA HAH HAHA HAHHHH, YOU WILL HAVE MATH FOREVER!!!" Me: -wakes up in the middle of some kind of class- Me: "Phew, it was only a dream" Blk: "what was only a dream?" Me: "well I had a dream about math. evil math." Blk: "math is next :/" Me: "oh shi--" Teacher: "Ok, have fun with math, class is over" Me: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Ernie: *Holding a cup of coffee* I swear this computer is flat out broken. Krin: Here we go again.*Krin turns around and dials MrDayCee number* Ernie: *standing closer to R2* This computer cost me nothing but trouble! *disc ejector pops out and hits Ernie's coffee* Ernie: No!!!! *coffee spills on Krin* Krin: What the! What is wrong with you! Ernie: I-I swear I didn't. Krin: MrDayCee, while coming down here can you get me Devoid? Thanks. Erniemumbles) stupid computer. Me: hehehe *Devoid and MrDayCee walk in* Devoid: You come with me young man. *Devoid walks off with Ernie following* Krin: MrDayCee, will you please clean this computer I think its dirty. MrDayCee: Sure.
I suppose I would be the slightly shy one that spazzes all over the place. The people who know me would find it hard to believe that I'm slightly shy. Here's the thing: the more I know you (or your personality), the more spaz insanity you would recieve. Yay, spaz insanity.
*MrDayCee stays after school alone to clean the computer*
DayCee: Well now that I'm almost done cleaning this computer I guess I can set my coffee on the table and- *pen falls* DayCee: Oops I'll just pick that up. *disc ejector pops out and spills coffee on DayCee. DayCee: What the- Its cool MrDayCee, its just an accident. *picks up spray bottle* DayCee: Who decided to eat chocolate and smear it on the computer like that? *flashback* pang: Finally I stole pick's candy bar!*sits at the computer* pang: Let's see what the Yankee's scores were. R2: Results are Yankee doodle dandy pang: No matter I can just mute the sound. R2: Sound malfunction pang: Fine I'll just X out... R2: Mouse malfunction pang: Are you kidding me! Well it won't get worse. *music goes through the loud speakers* pang: (screaming)No! No! Nooooo!!!!!! *news* Reporter: A kid was tranquillized today from hearing too much Yankee doodle dandy. *classroom* R2: Jokes on him. *Smears chocolate on face* *flashback over* DayCee: Well I'll just leave. *next morning* Storm: Time to do my project on the Industrial Revolution. To be continued...
I'm probably the vaguely psychotic yet well-informed class-cutter. I'm always lurking the classrooms in the corner, doing Slenderman impressions. Generally a denison of the hallway and gym, I frequently have mad, psychotic arguments with invisible men trying to collect money from me.
*I sit at the R2 computer* Me(very quietly):"I'm not going to fail at your pranks again!" Krin:"Log in." Me:"Krin, I forgot my password.Could you help me?" Krin:"Sure." *types five letters* "There you go!" *walks away* R2:"Sinjid sucks!" Krin:"What did you say about my project Gandalf?!" R2:"It sucks balls!" Krin:"It was you?!I thought you were all mad!Who sat at this computer?" *Everybody raises their hands* Krin:"DayCee, send this to... THE KONG RECYCLE CENTER! R2:"NO!" Krin:"Take him away.It's time to use the WinmasterXD computer.Children, I present you the Winmaster computer, WMXD for short." *Takes off the cap* WMXD:"This is WMXD computer, the only computer that's smarter then Galileo."
*Stormwalker is playing games on the computer, when she's actually supposed to be looking up the Industrial Revolution.*
Storm: Yeah! New high score! Take that killersup! Lets check out a new game. Me:Results: pornball Storm: What is this *clicks link* *a few seconds later* Storm: OMG!!! Ahhhh! Never again! R2:sending to principal Storm: What! No-no-no! Devoidannouncements)Stormwalker, get to the office immediately. Storm: Agh!
