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Don't insult other peoples mothers....

well, jokes are like that...

i know a couple good ones... but theyre kind of racial so....

My 8 fav jokes.

1. Yo mama so fat that when she jump for Joy...she got stuck.

2. Yo mama so fat that when she fell in love...she broke it.

3. Yo mama so stupid that she tried to kill a fish by drowining it.

4. Yo mama so stupid that she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

5. A guy walked into a bar...Ouch!

6.Riddle-With a heart of stone i bleed blood as red as my skin. What am i?

7. How many boards could the mongols Hoard if the mongols Horde got bored?

8.HP=House Person
OP=outside person

OP=knock, knock.
HP=whos there?
OP=Nobody
Hp= Nobody who?
OP=*silence*
Hp=god dangit!

Just google for Yo mama jokes and Chuck Norris jokes...they are the best~

OOH i got an awesome one!!!! oh wait, its kinda nasty...

so, two cannibals are eating a clown, when one turns to the other and says: "does this taste funny to you?"

ok yo momma jokes aren't funny in a chat room
they are only funny in real life...
heres a joke that isn't funny either way
so two guys are walking in the woods one guy sits down and gets his ass bit by a snake. he says that the only way to save him is to suck the venom out. the other man says "well it looks like you're going to die"

oh yeah and

Yo momma so fat when she went swimming some people jumped on her and claimed her as an island.And
Your Momma so fat when she got on the Scale it said one at a time please XD

izapora, why did you post here? the thread's been dead for weaks...

oh yeah i just saw thers like a 2 wekk gap between izpora andguns n roses lol

we'll...looks like i squeezed 6 more posts out of it, so define dead :P

die in hell forum post lol!

If people keep posting jokes, we will keep it open. But if people just keep posting about how this should be dead and is SPAM, I will lock it.

why does the kid croos the strett? to get to the other playgroung HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA LOL