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Firefoxes are hot the touch
Stoves are hot to the touch
Stoves are real (I decided to go one step further)

Therefore, firefoxes are real (whatever firefoxes are)

Genies

Genies live in bottles.
Ketchup lives in bottles.

Therefore, genies live in ketchup.

iPhone 6.

iPhone six has an uncapitalized i at the beginning.
People with bad grammar use uncapetalized i's.

Therefore, all people who use the iPhone 6 have bad grammar.

Teddie Bears

Teddy Bears are cuddly.
Stuffed Zebras are cuddly.

Therefore, I have a zebra bear in my bed.

Blood.

Vampires encounters blood
Doctors encounters blood

Therefore all Doctors are vampires

VHS

VHS tapes are old.
Betty White is old.

Therefore Betty White is a VHS tape.

Scissors

Scissors were first made by Leonardo da Vinci.
The Mona Lisa was first made by Leonardo da Vinci.

Therefore, you can cut construction paper with the world's most famous painting.

Darts.

Darts start with the letter D
Dwarf starts with the letter D

Therefore all Darts are made from Dwarfs.

Sherlock

Sherlock Holmes can be a detective
I can be a detective

Therefore, I am Sherlock Holmes

Snowmen

No better way to pop in for a little bit then check out your old game!

Snowmen are white,
I am half white

Therefore, I am half-snowman.

Rabbits

Rabbits don't lie,
Water doesn't lie

Therefore, water is rabbits

Wind

Wind isn't heavy.
Money isn't heavy.

Therefore, wind is basically money.
Rice

Rice tastes well
Potato Chips taste well

Therefore, potato chips are rice
Darkness

darkness creates shadows
armorplayergc is a shadow
therefore, darkness created armorplayergc

cookies!

rivers contain water
oceans contain water
therefore, oceans are basically rivers

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