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The void is nothing.
Nothing fills my life.
Therefore, I am nothing.

Emasculation

Boots aren't worn in the head
Gloves aren't worn in the head

Therefore, Gloves are boots

Hyperventilating

Hyperventilating is bad.
Donald Trump is bad.

Therefore, Donald Trump is hyperventilating right now.

Ashes

Ashes are hot,
The Sun is hot

Therefore, the Sun is made out of ashes

Glass

Glass is clear
My window is clear

Therefore, my window must be glass??

Dancing robots

Someone can score goals in soccer.
Some people have life goals.
Therefore, soccer is life.

Video games

Video games are crazy,
Life is crazy

Therefore, life is actually a video game

The Earth

The earth isn't square.
Humans aren't square.

Therefore, The earth is Human.

Water

The more cheese you have, the more holes there are
The more holes there are, the less cheese you have

Therefore, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.

Execution isn't funny
Bad jokes aren't funny
Therefore, bad jokes can be used as execution

Pineapples

Knocking makes loud,
Yelling makes loud

Therefore, Yelling is the same as knocking

Emojis

Whistles are loud.
Death metal is loud.
Therefore, whistles make death metal.

Stereotypes

Stereotypes are one.
One is a number.

Therefore, Stereotypes are a number.

Overpowered Items.

Concentration can't be bought
Unique Relics can't be bought
Therefore, Concentration is a Unique Relic

Coins

Invitations can be unwanted.
Sickness is also unwanted.
Therefore, invitations are the same as rotten eggplant.

Chinese water torture.