I successfully landed a double a backflip with a twist, and succeeded to brake my arm by slamming into (and breaking) the glass of the speed boat which (not to my knowledge) has stopped in the peak of my jump to avoid hitting a jetski. So I saw myself flying forward and I was thinking, "Oh shi7, since I'm to die I should do something crazy" ! So I let go of that handle thingy, and did a bunch of crazy flips and such. The stupid driver we had hired jumped out of the boat to avoid getting hit by me (Bi7ch) instead of doing the smart thing which would have been to MOVE THE FU<K!NG BOAT FORWARD. By this time I'm about to fall face forward into the glass, so I tried to puch through it. I didn't know how effing thick it was because I sprained my arm trying to break it. My body...flew through it and on impact, I broke my previously sprained arm. Fu<k.
I blew a lawn mower and a shed up(With me in the shed) Lol i didn't mean to but yeah it wasn't too bad cuz everything went outward, just a couple scratches(Thank God)
Well I gusse when I alomost drowned!!! or that time my freind cut me with the Exacto-knife!
(Man I gotta stay indoors more often!)
1)
I was at the community pool, and this was when I was mabey 10, so anyway I was doing the normal thing and sooner or later I ventured off into the deep end! And since there was a current (the fake ones in the pools) I was pushed further into the "deep-end" then I no longer could touch the bottom of the pool with my feet....then some lady (a lifegurd) pulled me out, and gave me a look as "what the hell were you thinking"...thats about it!
2)
My freind was being a jackass in art class, and he picks up the Knife and swings it towards me, and i had no idea that he was going to do that! I put my hand out, and instead of cutting my face or kneck it cut my hand! Evan thought it went in pretty far, I did not need stiches, and I freind was being a jackass and ran out of the class!!!!
(note the teacher was to busy having a conversation with another teacher, and my blood soked hand was up in the air, trying to tell her that I had been cut! After a second glance she noticed how seroius it had been!....Trying to give me a god damn bandade!!!!......BITCH!!!...sorry it's just she was such as @SS that she was ignoring me untill she finilly noticed my classmates trying to help me out!......hope the blood stains your floor!!!!)
I was at my home above-ground pool that is only 4 feet deep, swimming with my friend. Being fairly athletic (on the school swim team) and flexible, started doing stupid things because I thought it was good for a laugh. I swam under the metal ladder, a tight squeeze, but I had done it many times before. I pulled forward with my arms toward the surface to get a breath of air... My legs were stuck. My mouth and nose were within an inch of the waters surface but I could not reach it. I twisted and turned around to pull my legs free from the ladder, but I could not release them. After fighting for thirty seconds my friend realizes something is wrong; he comes over to help pull the ladder, being heavy yet movable. Yet it is jammed into the ground outside of the pool and will not budge. After nearly a minute and a half, my eyes start seeing red, my heart is pumping as fast as physically possible, my lungs scream for air, and I can feel the full force of adrenaline. I give one final frantic kick that bends the metal ladder to a degree that allows me to escape. I gasp for breath and lay my head back on the near-lethal ladder for a minute to recover air.
Turret: By Near-Death Experience do you mean the kind where you black-out and see "the light at the end of the tunnel?" Because I can pretty much assure you that that is just an effect of a brain super-charged with chemicals. After I was breathing again I felt an adrenaline buzz for a few minutes, if you black out you are going to be subjected to even more adrenaline plus other chemicals your body makes in those situations that cause you to see that.
Please note: the times in my story are approximations based on what my friend told me. You only have time to rationalize for about 20 seconds, after that you have enough epinephrine coursing through your veins that you no longer think, I no longer payed attention to the passage of time, the fight-or-flight response was too great. Also, drowning is very frightening, but contrary to what people believe, you don't see flashbacks; however, if you were to die that way, I don't think you would really notice, you can no longer think about trivial stuff like that when you are trying to survive.
I was fishing with a few friends on my bass boat. This boat was quite old, but it was still a good boat. We were fishing at the Kema BoardWalk(In texas).
Anyway,
We were fishing about 15 miles out and the water was a little choppy. It was me, my friend, his son, and one of his friends. The swells were about 2-4 feet, so the boat slowly began to fill with water. The boat began to slowly sink, so I reached over to flip on the bilge pumps. Nothing. It was then that I started to get scared, we took buckets and started dumping the water out, but it wasn't enough to make up for the water still crashing in. I started blowing a whistle to try and see if another ship would hear and come to our rescue. Ten minutes later, one starts heading our way. By this time the whole back half of the boat is submerged. We load everyone on the boat and I go back to see if I can get the pumps working again. Big mistake. The line from are rods and such was stuck floating there all tangled up, and I ended up getting caught in it. The whole boat is now sinking. My hear pumps and I can feel my adrenaline rushing. I pull a pocket knife out of my back pocket and try to cut myself out of it. Coming back up occasionally to get what breath I could. There was eventually a time when I couldn't make it to the surface and that's when I really panicked. One of my buds, seeing that I was no longer coming up came down and started helping cut the line. Finally I get loose and come up. We end up tying the boat to the other one an tow it home.
Alright, some pretty scary stories I'm hearing, now heres mine.
1) Me and two other friends were hanging out and then one of my friends (lets call him friend 1) suggest he goes to one of his friends house. When we get there it's this really beat up house and when his 'friends' come out it's these really white trashy kids came out who were making racist comments to me and friend 2 (who both of us are hispanic) but we stuck around just for a little and then out of nowhere I heard a huge screeching sound which my instant reaction is to duck and lucky for me because one of those kids just shot a firework at me and it just missed. Me and friend 2 left after that.
2) Well this probobly wouldn't of killed me but it could of been worse. So me and a friend (not the same ones from story #1) went and created a bonfire in a forest for fun. We had a lighter with about 10% of it's fuel left so we decided to chuck it in, and we thought since it had so little in it we don't have to be that far away from the fire, so we stood about 2 feet away from it. Real stupid. The lighter exploded making an explosion that went past us and even lit up the pile of tinder we were going to use later in the fire. We didn't catch fire for some reason but it was pretty scary anyway.
3) Can I post something my friend did? My friend (friend #1 from story 1) was riding his skateboard along side a busy street. Then when he tried to do a trick his skateboard flew to the middle of the street, then like a retard he chase it into the street and a fedex truck almost hit him. The driver of the truck stuck up his middle finger at him as he left. I still don't let him live that one down.
I almost drowned a couple of times when I was little, but all I remember was the drowning part and then being picked up by an adult.
I also have some other experiences that just aren't too remarkable, but rest assured I've done plenty of stupid things in my life.
@skullzero- Those are pretty scary stories. I kind of wonder if the lighter was more explosive because there was so little liquid in it, there would have been a lot of concentrated vapors, which are more explosive.
