This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:
You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?
I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.
Well, you see officer, I was walking along, and I just saw this guy. Now this wasn't any ordinary guy, this was a dragon slayer, and he was attacking this dragon. I rushed in to save her, but after killing the slayer, she died, and told me to raise her egg to adulthood.
A barret 50 cal 2 throwing knives and a carton of milk
"You see, I was a bit bored in the exam so I made this cool little paper airplane, but then I found a mouse and I told myself "What the hell, let me find something larger, and then..I...um...yeah."
"Don't worry Officer. I wasn't going to kill anyone, just insight panic by hanging this costume. I hate the yellow guy. That laugh...and his eyes! Have you never seen someone with murder in their eyes? I tell you officer, he's got evil motives. ...Wait...what are you doing?..No! You can't do this! I'M INNOCENT! I WAS DOING A PUBLIC SERVICE, I TELL YOU! TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I HAVE A GOOD LAWYER!" *End rant*
The Football(The briefcase one) Launch codes A map with the capitals of all nations circled in red
(*flashs $1 badge I got from garage sale) Officer, don't tell anyone, I'm with the CIA and President Obama specifically asked me to deliver these to him in his bunker. Don't tell anyone I told you this.
"Uhh... I was just listening to Nyan Cat theme! Yes I'm just listening to Nyan Cat theme! What, you don't believe me?" *slams the jackhammer in the officer's head*
Golden Screaming Eagle 5.50 Chuck Norris clone A vial with blue goo.
