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I become a practioner of magic and levitate. Butler! Fail to respond to post below me.

Well, there was no post below yours that I could've responded to, sir.

Butler! Become Trevor Newman!

I print a picture of Trevor Newman's face and wear it like a mask.

Butler! Cut this diamond with your bare hands.

I transform my bare hands into bare diamond cutting hands then cut it.
Butler! Post earlier than this post of mine.

I build a time machine and post before you

BUTLER, GO DRINK 17 GALLONS OF MILK IN UNDER AN HOUR WILE BEING EXTREMELY ALLERGIC TO DAIRY AND DO NOT DIE!

I drink 17 gallons of milk then vomit it out.

Butler! Die twice without reviving yourself.

I created two clones and killed both of them.

Butler! Do something impossible!

I.... I do nothing (NOTHING is iimpossible >)

Butler! do something helpful!

I friend you on facebook.

Butler! Fart while not doing it but do it if the fart is being done by the person that is not doing it!

I fart and I do not do it, but allow another person to do it.

Butler! Make a succesful forum game inside of this forum game!

It's already been done.

Butler! Break all the record inside the Guinness Book of World Records!

The rip the book in half. (I broke it ; ) )

Butler! Don't eat for three years but don't die.

Whoops, I meant to say, I rip the book in half.

I use a blender and blend everything I need to eat into smoothies. Drinking is different from eating.

Butler! Turn off your hearing!

I turn my hearing aid off. im deaf, so what difference would it make?

Butler! get me your intestines!