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I find a non-functioning sentry gun and punch it until it no longer works using brass knuckles.

Butler! Bring me a dragon!

I use a dimensionally shifting thingy machine that goes ding, and get you a dragon egg from the Inheritance Cycle.

Butler! I need a lightsaber.

~~~Darth Caedus

I grab some diamonds, duct tape and a flashlight. Done sir! (From Dead Rising 2)

Butler! Make the cure to the zombie virus!

I mix some random chemicals and then label it 'Zombie Virus Cure'.

Butler! Print a 3D object using a 2D printer!

I do some crafty origami and produce a 3 dimensional object with a 2 dimensional printer.

Butler! Give me a crash course on astrophysics!

I type (*fart*) as a facebook post.

Butler! REMOVE ONE TENTH OF THE HUMAN POPULATION.

~~~Darth Caedus

Done that sir! E HUMAN POPULATION!

Butler! Fall up!

I jump off a cliff in asia, so from your perspective I am falling "up" (towards whatever is above you in space)

Butler! Get me copies of every movie, tv show, book, etc etc that no longer has any copies left in the world.

~~~Darth Caedus

I build a time machine and collect the stuff that doesn't exist from the past.

Butler! Walk on air.

I write the word 'air' with sidealk chalk, then walk on it.

Butler! Draw a four sided triangle!

Simple, I draw the word triangle on 4 sides of a building

Butler! Don't follow this order.

Ok, I shoot you, ending the paradox

Butler! Kill a weeping angel.

~~~Darth Caedus

I cut with a diamond saw it while it's in its statue form, and then get a bunch of pigeons and lichens and then use a time travelling to come back 500 years later.

Butler! Get me a living Sea Monk.

Ok, I'll get you a monk fish. (Want the wiki link?)

Butler! Play a Cd-i game.

I buy a CD-i o eBay and then buy Zelda's Adventure on Amazon.

Butler! Get me a free antivirus without downloading it, buying it or borrowing it from someone.