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Ok, I steal an antibiotic medicine from some one, and give it to you.

Butler! Go get me 100 million dollars.

A bold choice sir!

I pull out 100 million dollars from my bank account my great grandfather gave me.

Butler! Shake my hand in real life! And by real life I mean not on the internet!

I shake your on hand in my mind, since according to your definition 'real life' is anywhere except on the internet.

Butler! Do not fail at not succeeding to fail at not eating cake.

If I read that right, I just eat the cake, sir

Butler! Explain why all these butlers have butlers.

This is a forum game sir. We are supposed to be butlers that have butlers. That means you're my butler too.

Butler! Meet Julius Caesar without using a time machine.

I meet the statue of Julius Caesar.

Butler! Go swim in a pool without getting wet!

I swim in a pool of air.

Butler! Create a black hole.

I take out a black marker and make a black circle on paper. I then stab the circle, making a small hole.

Butler! Get more posts than me!

Butler! Get more posts than me!

I go out and buy wooden posts. "Done sir!"

Butler! Make a fly proof soup!

I make a soup filled solely with insecticide.

Butler! Believe that it's not butter!

"I believe that that is not butter"

Butler! Turn solid to gas!

Solid carbon dioxide (dry ice), sublimation, done.

Butler! Answer this question, where do astrophysical neutrinos come from?

42.

Butler! Feed the homeless's. To the dogs.

I create a new brand of food called 'To the dogs' and feed them to the homeless.

Butler! Give me control of Armor Games!