AGS Steam Games

Forums → Forum Games → I can't sir, it's liquid!

353 104098
Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

You are the butler of the above person and you are asked to do an impossible task. You have to do it, so tell us how you did it.

Example:
P1: Butler! Cut my milk!
P2:I freeze it and then cut it with my knife. Butler! Bathe in lava and come out unscathed.
P3: I put on a heat suit and bathe in lava. Butler! Go get me a real dinosaur!
and so on...

Now let's begin:

Butler! Go fly without using any modes of transport!

  • 353 Replies
Shoeminor
offline
Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

It`s a really small haystack.

Butler!Eat a really big duck without using clones and no going back in time and killing me!

Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

I temporarily turn myself into a giant, pick up the really big duck and eat it. I shrink back to normal size afterwards.

Butler! Use an unstoppable force to push an unmovable object.

Shoeminor
offline
Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

I buy a new water gun called Unstoppable force and I squirt a really weak piece of paper with the brand Unmovable objectz co.

Butler!Be super weird!
And solve a binary sudoku puzzle.

Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

I temporarily go crazy and start solving a binary sudoku puzzle after my craziness wears off.

Butler! Saw yourself in half and reattach yourself afterwards without using any stitching.

neoexdeath
offline
neoexdeath
374 posts
Farmer

I saw myself in half then reattach myself with magic.

Butler! Type your next post without using the keyboard.

Moegreche
offline
Moegreche
3,826 posts
Duke

copypaste from other places . can not do Butler! thing though

Moegreche
offline
Moegreche
3,826 posts
Duke

Gotta cheat for the butler command, sorry. The above post took me a while!

Butler! Bring me frozen hot tea!

Shoeminor
offline
Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

Do you mean frozen pot tea?I didn`t hear you right.

Butler!Eat an entire nettle stalk!And no deadnettle!

kylefitch1
offline
kylefitch1
100 posts
Jester

Eat Nellie's walk? Sir?
*Oh, there's something in my ear.*

Butler! Bring me Captain Spock and Lieutenant Commander Data at once!

Snag618
offline
Snag618
6,704 posts
Blacksmith

I bring you two action figures of them

Butler! Cause the earth to stand still!

Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

I play the movie 'The Day the Earth Stood Still'.

Butler! Ban yourself on AG without having an admin or a mod to assist you or hacking to give yourself mod/admin powers.

SubZero007
offline
SubZero007
883 posts
Peasant

I use the concept of doublethink introduced in 1984 to destroy any proof I was ever unbanned.

Butler! Go watch this Youtube video! Provide proof you watched the entire thing by filming yourself watching it!

eliakith
offline
eliakith
2,419 posts
Blacksmith

No. Also, i could just loop me watching the loop, set it for 10 hours, and post, but i don't vid edit

BUTLER! Use the OBJECTION! site for something unintentional.

Nerdsoft
offline
Nerdsoft
1,266 posts
Peasant

Done.
Butler! Become a shoe!

Chryosten
offline
Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

I cut part of my skin off and use it to make a small shoe.

Butler! Close the door to the doorless room.

Showing 151-165 of 353