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I tie two swords to a pig in a pirate hat.

Butler! Fit â people into a hotel with âµâ rooms!

I used the infinity person hotel with no %o rooms.

Butler! Make power rangers Super megaforce real.

I hire a team of martial arts experts and scientists to make the stuff and fill the roles.

Butler! Find me a perfect number! (Then put the â people into the hotel they were booked into! The one with with âµâ rooms!)

1000. Putted them in it.

Butler! Make a new Mario game.

I create a 100 piece Mario-themed puzzle.

Butler! Fire all the mods from AG!

Since Armor Games doesn't have a ministry of defence, it's already done.

Butler! Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia!

I get the movie.

Butler! Destroy the universe without moving! (ha.)

I wait until the universe ends.

Butler! Unbutter my toast!

I licked the butter.

Butler! Destroy all evil!

I start by killing Lowco1, for he is evil for giving me an impossible task.
I am then no longer forced to Destroy other evil, cause Lowco1 is no longer my master. I'm FREE!

Butler! Remove all water from this planet!

I send a small spacecraft into space with the intent of altering a small planets orbit to send it smashing into earth. This evaporates all water and the atmosphere and the resulting vapor is lost to space and it rains on the moon.... or maybe I drink it?

BUTLER!!!!
obtain a helium atom from the 2nd layer of the sun and return it to me!

I use an extremely heat-proof craft to enter the sun and collect a couple of atoms from the second layer.

Butler! Throw yourself a couple of metres away using only your arms.

I stand on my arms and jump.

Butler! do not respond to this comment!

Butler! Go listen to a tree falling when no one is in the forest, tell me what sound it makes!