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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

You are the butler of the above person and you are asked to do an impossible task. You have to do it, so tell us how you did it.

Example:
P1: Butler! Cut my milk!
P2:I freeze it and then cut it with my knife. Butler! Bathe in lava and come out unscathed.
P3: I put on a heat suit and bathe in lava. Butler! Go get me a real dinosaur!
and so on...

Now let's begin:

Butler! Go fly without using any modes of transport!

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09philj
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09philj
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Jester

I blind you. As far as you are concerned, all light is eliminated.

Butler! Bring me some striped paint!

Omegap12
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Omegap12
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Shepherd

I walk up with a piece of paper i painted with stripes/

Butler! Get me a girlfriend!

Riptizoid101
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Riptizoid101
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Farmer

You are now friends with a girl, and that girl is your mother. =)

Butler! Create an earthquake!

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

I drill down and set off a nuclear bomb, partially destroying the world, but causing an earthquake.

Butler! Make world peace!

Omegap12
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Omegap12
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Shepherd

Destroys the whole world with a plasma cannon.
Butler! Get me a plasma cannon!

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I centrifuge some blood and pour the plasma into a cannon.

Butler! Turn into stone!

apldeap123
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apldeap123
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Farmer

I ask a genie to turn me into the Thing. (Fantastic Four)

Butler! Get me a polar bear!

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I steal a polar bear from a zoo and give it to you.

Butler! Run faster than a bullet!

kalkanadam
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kalkanadam
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Peasant

I become flash.

Butler! Name one Turkish movie!

poseidis
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poseidis
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Peasant

I can't.

Butler! Don't respond to this post on this forum!

Lowco1
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Lowco1
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Nomad

I did it.

Butler give me a big black dragon of doom!

nivlac724
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Shepherd

I find a portal to a dimension where there are big black dragons of doom everywhere i grab one and come back.

Butler! become one with your bed

Lowco1
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Nomad

I fused my self with it.

Butler! Bring me Ridley's head.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I bring you a model of Ridley's head.

Butler! Build me a projectile weapon using only Lego!

Lowco1
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Nomad

I made an TMT launcher.

Butler! Bring me a Pirate piggy with 2 swords.

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