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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You are the butler of the above person and you are asked to do an impossible task. You have to do it, so tell us how you did it.

Example:
P1: Butler! Cut my milk!
P2:I freeze it and then cut it with my knife. Butler! Bathe in lava and come out unscathed.
P3: I put on a heat suit and bathe in lava. Butler! Go get me a real dinosaur!
and so on...

Now let's begin:

Butler! Go fly without using any modes of transport!

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Snag618
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Snag618
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Blacksmith

You just did sir, sorry to inform you.

Butler! Help keep this thread alive!

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

I give the thread the best provisions in order to make it survive.

Butler! Eat a leather shoe whole!

RainbowPear
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RainbowPear
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Nomad

I put the baby leather shoe in my mouth, take a sip of water, and WHA-BOOM its gone!

Butler! Get me my cutting knife!

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I get you a kitchen knife.

Butler! Dig to the Earth's core!

eliakith
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eliakith
2,419 posts
Blacksmith

I grab a diamond shovel and do so.

NEIL! I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick its arse.

Edited to be un ninja'd by ag.

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

I trapped the bird and proceeded to kick the bird's tooshie.

Butler!!! Drink a solid.

poseidis
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poseidis
218 posts
Peasant

i melt ice and drink it

Butler! Don't do anything!

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

I stand still.

Butler! Steal the moon!

danwar123
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danwar123
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Jester

I grab a bag and shove a rock labled 'moon' on it.

Kill yourself but don't die!And no cloning or power suits or revives!

red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

I create a horcrux and destroy it, going through immense pain, but not dying.

Butler! Destroy Voldemort with your hands bound behind your back!

09philj
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09philj
2,825 posts
Jester
Riptizoid101
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Riptizoid101
6,257 posts
Farmer

Here you go, sir.

Butler! Fly an airplane without any fuel!

red303
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red303
7,572 posts
Shepherd

I convince a giant dragon to carry the airplane around.

Butler! Listen to Miley Cyrus for 5 weeks straight!

09philj
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09philj
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Jester

I listen to her sing Nyan Cat.

Butler! Square the circle!

eliakith
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eliakith
2,419 posts
Blacksmith

9.86960 (also known as pi [the solution to all circles] squared.)

NEIL! Eliminate all natural light!

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