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Chryosten
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Herald

You are the butler of the above person and you are asked to do an impossible task. You have to do it, so tell us how you did it.

Example:
P1: Butler! Cut my milk!
P2:I freeze it and then cut it with my knife. Butler! Bathe in lava and come out unscathed.
P3: I put on a heat suit and bathe in lava. Butler! Go get me a real dinosaur!
and so on...

Now let's begin:

Butler! Go fly without using any modes of transport!

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Chryosten
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Herald

I do nothing.

Butler! Find me the secret to immortality!

poseidis
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poseidis
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Peasant

I find it and give it to you.

Butler! Don't be you!

Jacen96
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Bard

I use timey-whimy methods to shift my true name and unlock Jedi Powers whilst marrying a betazoid.

Butler! find your true self.

~~~Darth Caedus

SirLegendary
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Duke

I reflect

Butler, fight Zeus

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I bring in Atom.

Butler! Become one with a Zaku... and die from a beam rifle shot.

poseidis
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poseidis
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Peasant

I die from a rifle.

Butler! Punch Loop_Stratos!

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I punch myself.

Butler! Don't click the submit button.

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

I click the submit link

Butler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! be my boss

poseidis
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poseidis
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Peasant

Do something.

Butler! Become an oxymoron!

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

But my username is already an oxymoron!

Butler! Squeeze water out of a rock!

lozerfac3
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lozerfac3
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Farmer

I picked up a rock and squeezed it really hard.

Butler! Make a paper airplane only using scissors.

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

I fold the paper with my scissors

Butler! teach me the ways of the force?

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I use force on you, explodininizing you.

Butler! Implodinize!

SirLegendary
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Duke

I implode taking you with me to hell

Butler! come with me to hell

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

I go to hell with you, [reference]but i fly solo[/reference] to heaven.

Butler! Suicide but do not die!

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