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I stab myself and go to hell and fight of the demons and return with a new soul able to take the blade out and heal in a second.

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I get you a drink named 'Pardox'.

Butler! Fire your master!

I proceed to quit before changing my mind.

Butler! Light my water on fire without evaporating it!

I place a piece of potassium in it, and put the whole thing in liquid nitrogen.

Butler! Fetch the queen of Sheeba!

I find the biggest sheep I could find.

Butler! Find me a bracelet that brings you health and luck

Gets 4-leaf-clover vitamins and makes bracelet with them.

Bulter! Get me a stegosaurus!

I give you a toy stegosaurus.

Butler! Create a Sharknado in the desert!

I start using my blender and put shark fin it, and put it on top of my dessert.

Create a new element.

I create the element of surprise.

Bulter! Turn me into a man tiger!

I buy you face paint for yourself. I open up a tab in your browser on how to use make up too.

Listen to the worst song ever

Well, I reluctantly listen to it D: Whatever it is.

Butler! Fetch me a duckling... Without touching it with your hands or asking someone else to carry it!

I use a crane to fetch it to you.

Butler! Eat diamonds!

I turn the diamond into dust with a special machine and eat it.

Butler! Call out the gods of ancient times!

I start shouting the names of as many gods as possible.

Butler! Make me an everlasting and unmeltable ice cream!

I get you frozen yogurt. That lasts... Doesn't it?

Butler! Tell me if the yogurt lasts!