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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

You are the butler of the above person and you are asked to do an impossible task. You have to do it, so tell us how you did it.

Example:
P1: Butler! Cut my milk!
P2:I freeze it and then cut it with my knife. Butler! Bathe in lava and come out unscathed.
P3: I put on a heat suit and bathe in lava. Butler! Go get me a real dinosaur!
and so on...

Now let's begin:

Butler! Go fly without using any modes of transport!

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PixelDude
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PixelDude
329 posts
Blacksmith

If the yogurt lasts.

Butler! Turn me into a woman!

trigon123
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trigon123
1,279 posts
Herald

I Turned you into a woman in MMO Game!
Butler! Buy Yourself!

PixelDude
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PixelDude
329 posts
Blacksmith

Already on ebay sir, I am the highest bidder.

Butler! Clone me!

Doombreed
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Doombreed
7,022 posts
Templar

Why do you think your money always seems to be less, sir ?

Butler! Bring me 800 Tons of soda cans! i need them for my experiments.

12_Guage_Absinthe
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12_Guage_Absinthe
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Nomad

Luckily I gots a soda-can-store membership card.

Quick, punch me in deh face!!

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I punch you in the face. Too easy.

Butler! Make a sand sculpture in the desert!

Gogotank
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Gogotank
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Lord

I'll just throw water in the sand so I can make it stand still. Or,I can hire someone.

Butler! Get me to Antarctica without getting cold!

calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

I teleport you there and i stay where i am.

Butler! Please take my order

PixelDude
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PixelDude
329 posts
Blacksmith

It is taken, sir.

Butler! Give me a new planet to live on!

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

There's a new planet waiting for you sir, but by the time you reach it, you'll only have a day left to live!

Butler, hand me my guitar.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

I pass you your guitar.

Butler! Get me the lost ET game!

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
Duke

I can't sir, it's lost.

Butler, hand me the key to the world!

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I hand you a key to a door labelled 'The World'.

Butler! Catch a fish in the desert!

etg2002
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etg2002
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Scribe

i make a pool in the desert, put a fish in, then catch it.

Butler! Hire Butler!

(Who is he? here is a link to the wiki! [url=http://artemisfowl.wikia.com/wiki/Butler] )

ThunderCam777
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Scribe

I go on eBay and buy myself my own Butler, for $2,576.82

Butler! Turn me into my young 18-year-old self!

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