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nyscoutsanimeplace
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Nomad

hi there guys, it is salmonella sam here just ready to give yall some basic food safety tips.
.1 cook meat thoroughly
.2 separate your meat from your vegetables
.3 wash your hands all the way after handling any ingredient

remember you don't want your toilet clogged. stay safe

~salmonella sam

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nyscoutsanimeplace
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Nomad

no freakenstein your wrong ~ salmonella sam.


on a side note salmonella sam has a point this is paul right now. mr winters the bio major can prove you wrong since I got a 97% in high school biology

HahiHa
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FOUND IN RAW EGGS

ON raw eggs. Salmonellae are found on the eggshell except if there was some damage that enabled the bacteria to enter. Which brings me to my second point..

Sorry Salmonella Sam, modern Biology has reassigned you to Domain Prokarya and Kingdom Bacteria -- no more Monera, I'm afraid.

Frank is right in that salmonellae are bacteria. Monera is apparently often used as a synonym to Prokarya, and both are paraphyletic; thus they are mostly used to reflect cellular structure and not phylogeny.
HahiHa
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are found on the eggshell

*can be found. Not wanting to start some mass panic here..
Freakenstein
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no freakenstein your wrong ~ salmonella sam.

on a side note salmonella sam has a point this is paul right now. mr winters the bio major can prove you wrong since I got a 97% in high school biology


I'm wrong? :O
Skeleton_Pilot
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well you really don't understand me. maybe im to complex of a monera for you.


I think I may need to see your credentials, mister! You know, I don't even think Salmonella Sam is your real name...! o_O
pangtongshu
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Jester

97% in high school biology vs. Bio major in college

Hmm...

nyscoutsanimeplace
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Nomad

you ain't no bio major ^. plus I don't even thing your in college see ya

jeff2241
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Nomad

you forgot to include a rule about licking turtles. you can also get salmonella that way!

Jacen96
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Bard

you ain't no bio major ^. plus I don't even thing your in college see ya


Don't insult him, it makes you look like an idiot.

~~~Darth Caedus
pangtongshu
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Jester

you ain't no bio major ^. plus I don't even thing your in college see ya


Frank is the bio major...

And why do you not think I could be in college?
HahiHa
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This turned into a 'Who has the biggest...... degree' debate -.-

you forgot to include a rule about licking turtles. you can also get salmonella that way!

I think licking animals is never a good idea anyway ^^
pangtongshu
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Jester

I think licking animals is never a good idea anyway ^^


How else am I supposed to know which to cook?
HahiHa
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How else am I supposed to know which to cook?

Cut them open, hold an Agar plate against their flesh, and see what grows on it. If clean, you can eat it; though by then it might be rotten, and you should repeat the procedure for each animal. So either you have a huge fridge, or.. oh well, extinction happens, I guess.
nichodemus
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So either you have a huge fridge, or.. oh well, extinction happens, I guess.


Bollocks, so that's what happened to the woolly mammoths.
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red303
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Shepherd

A list of safety tips turned into a heated debate? Seems like the average thread on AG.

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