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TEN SECOND RULE EVERYBODY

Also, I found a good method to ensure all the food is cooked is too throw it all in a bowl, mix it and then throw it on the bonfire.

~~~Darth Caedus

ernie when you get salmonella and you go to take a dump (or should a say splat) your toilet will be so brown and clogged man it will be sad ~ salmonella sam

As far as I know, salmonella is caused by raw eggs, so that means eating stuff like cookie dough could give it to you.

Frankly, cookie dough, brownie mix, and all that stuff is definitely worth the risk of getting salmonella.

~~~Darth Caedus

As far as I know, salmonella is caused by raw eggs

Educate yo-self son

And other stuff as well.

#Educated

no guys it could be caused by any food in this world ~ salmonella sam

.2 separate your meat from your vegetables

that's terrible skeleton_pilot maybe you should take some classes on this subject ~ salmonella sam

But... but... what if I want to make a stir-fry?! These are the types of questions that desperately need to be answered! I just can't live knowing that every time I've cooked a stir-fry, I've really been inadvertently poisoning my loved ones! =O

.3 wash your hands all the way after handling any ingredient

that's terrible skeleton_pilot maybe you should take some classes on this subject ~ salmonella sam

well you really don't understand me. maybe im to complex of a monera for you. ~ salmonella sam

Sorry Salmonella Sam, modern Biology has reassigned you to Domain Prokarya and Kingdom Bacteria -- no more Monera, I'm afraid.

Are you saying I should quit eating salmonella salad and ecolyte soup?
:O

xD