I regret my recent grades, not being lucky anymore, i regret that my parents got divorced, i regret lots of things, i'll not post them all here, and DON'T want to talk about the largest one...
They are real because most trees are blue, Jonah Hill is a genius, and you can discover everything you need to know about everything by looking at your hands.
Life is not real, Universe is not real, what if everything we live, everything we know, everything we feel, everything we see, is only an ilusion? how can you be sure that i am real? how can you be sure the Earth is real? how can you be sure that YOU are real?
*universe collapses*