Guess the only way too respond to learning I'm now serving the dark lord is, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" (I hope there aren't too many typos in that.)
It has had a significant impact on both my general activity on AG and my debating skills (think of them what you will, but they would be worse now without all that debating). Its days of glory are past, but if it never existed, I probably would be far less active on Armor Games now.
I would affect my number of forum posts, although my number there is not big. However, my dew posts about ISIS and Al Quaeda would not exist anymore.
And, let's be real, if an average user has at least one post that he or she could call it "the longest", it would have to be in WERP.
I wear glasses already, and I guess it's more comfortable than contact lenses, without glasses, I can't even read that question, and I guess I won't do the laser surgery...