so i was wit my bae at the mall n some jerk cums up to us n sez "eh boo u got a fine toosh" then he smack her on the bum
so im m4d so i sez 2 him "hey u im gona fite u" n my bae is spooked but she's tots into me defendan her
but dis guy is like 6'5 so tall omg not normal call x-men theres a mutant on the loose
so i get kinda nervous n he sees me hesitate so he calls me a wimp and suddenly i realize hes rite so i get real sad n spaghetti slip out of pocket and fall so muh bae laffs at me and holds big guys arm and he walks away while grabbin dat tushie while i clean up spaghetti
sad day, how do i get gf now
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