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What did the loyer say to the loyer?

Were both loyers.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A A a a

One day, a man walked into Staples(store) and thought, "I wonder if they sell staples."

The next day, the man walked into Dick's Sporting Goods and thought, "I wonder if..."
EDIT:I just realized the system recognizes ^that as a bad word. It isn't(in this case), I promise

One day I was coming back from the arcade with my friend and we saw a hot woman walking in the street and pushing a stroller with a baby in it.
He says (very low so she couldn't hear) would you like another baby? xD xD
This is sooo immature and stupid that it's funny! xD xD xD

A man walked into a bar.

He was immediately taken to the orthodontist for glasses.

~~~Darth Caedus

A guy is taking a girl to prom. The line for prom tickets is very long, but eventually he gets them. The boy then goes to get the girl flowers. The line for flowers is long, but eventually he gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The limo rental line is very long, but eventually he does it. At prom, the girl asks the boy to get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the bartender?"

N.B. Take your time with it. It doesn't deliver quite the same written.

How do you make kitten stop spitting at you? Turn down the heat on the griddle!

A guy is taking a girl to prom. The line for prom tickets is very long, but eventually he gets them. The boy then goes to get the girl flowers. The line for flowers is long, but eventually he gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The limo rental line is very long, but eventually he does it. At prom, the girl asks the boy to get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.

How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!

What do a red-tailed hawk and a pineapple have in common?

They both fly, with the exception of the pineapple.

Person 1: "Will Will Smith smith?"
Person 2: "Will Smith will smith."

What's brown and sticky?
A STICK HA

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A BRICK HA HA

What's white and can't climb trees?
A REFRIGERATOR HA HA HA

What's black and kills people?
A CROW WITH A MACHINE GUN HA HA HA HA

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HA HA HA HA HA

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
...not Sally who?
THAT WAS THE END OF THE JOKE YOU FOOL HA HA HA HA HA HA

what is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
i don't know and i don't care.

Here's one I created yesterday.
My little nephew came to visit and he found some orange stuff in the freezer that looked like Popsicle. They are frozen packets of sweet and sour sauce for egg rolls. I said "yeah they're small popsicle, you can have 4."
He grabs 4, take the scissors, cut one open, start sucking on it and he made this weird face and said " YUK, what's that!?!" , then he spitted it in the sink.
I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt! : D xD xD

What is common between Britney Spears and a Barbie doll?

Ans:-Both are blond,brainless and 100% Plastic!