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Nerdsoft
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Peasant

Basically, you have to make an unbroken chain of answers, then problems with said answers. Like this:

P1: There's a hole in my bucket!
P2: Then fix it!
P3: But with what?
P4: With straw!
P5: But the straw's falling off!

...And so on. So, to begin:

There's a hole in my bucket!

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Chryosten
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Herald

But I don't possess telepathic powers!

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Then learn them!

Gogotank
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Lord

You can't learn to use telepathic powers, you're born with them!

TheMostManlyMan
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Chamberlain

Then steal them from someone else!

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

But if they have the powers they wont let me!

Doombreed
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Templar

Then catch them off guard and steal them by force

Welcome back by the way @snjezana_hadzic It's been a while, no? Or is it just me?

Loop_Stratos
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Jester

But how? We have no items to steal it by force!

Doombreed
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Templar

Then I will reward you with the Blessing of hte blood God, which makes you immune to all psykers and psychic powers, including force weapons and you can go subdue them. Someone like @Darkfire45 will be able to collect them after that.

Gogotank
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Lord

You made a typo, I can't understand what you're saying!

Chryosten
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Herald

Then mentally correct the typos to get an understanding of what he's saying!

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

But I'm not that smart!

@Doombreed Thanks , yea it's been a while but i should be back now

Gogotank
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Lord

Then make a brain transplant with someone who is smart so you can become smart too!

GhostOfNinja
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Farmer

But that's not how science works!

snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

But maybe it is and we just dont understand! Try !

Doombreed
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Templar

Well, let's nominate someone! I'll have @Darkfire45 prepare for surgery...he knows how to do this (mostly).

If the result is 1 or 4, Gogo is the one.
2 or 5: snjezana_hadzic (or Dejan if you prefer You probably won't remember your name anyway after Dark is done with you XD )
3 or 6: GhostOfNinja

1d6=1

Good luck

*EDIT* Why is it that @Gogotank always becomes the guinea pig ?

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d6
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