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Chryosten
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Basically, you're a on a quest to find the Holy Grail. However, in order to obtain it, you must fulfil an endless amount of requirements.

Example:
P1: First, You must head towards a castle to gain the king's blessing.
P2: Next, you have to conquer the castle itself.
P3: Afterwards, you will need to eat ice cream whilst hanging on a chandelier.
And so on and so forth...

So I guess that's about it I guess. So, shall we begin? I'll start things off.

First, you must build a castle out of dirt.

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Next, survive the great rains without the castle turning to mud

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Thirdly you must place fifty iron cannons upon said castle!

Chryosten
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Afterwards, load the cannons and fire them at the cows.

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Then, you must harvest the cow hides, that are in PERFECT CONDITION from the cows you just shot. if they have anyrips in them, they will not work.

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Then you must gather the hedgehogs of forty men whom have ownership of three and a half hectares of land.

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With these hedgehog's spines you must build a balistae.

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Next, make a giant sandcastle to destroy with your ballista.

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Then you must perch yourself upon a cannon.

Chryosten
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Next, launch yourself into a lake with the cannon.

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Afterwards, fend off an army of 40,000 murlocs in your dirt castle before you dry off from the lake.

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Also you have to only use sporks in you're defense.

Chryosten
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On the last murloc, sacrifice it to a god by extracting its heart on a cheese altar.

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Then you must eat the blood covered cheese altar.

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Next, journey into a jungle to find a temple.

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And claim it from it's owners by pretending to be their God!

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