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Chryosten
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Basically, you're a on a quest to find the Holy Grail. However, in order to obtain it, you must fulfil an endless amount of requirements.

Example:
P1: First, You must head towards a castle to gain the king's blessing.
P2: Next, you have to conquer the castle itself.
P3: Afterwards, you will need to eat ice cream whilst hanging on a chandelier.
And so on and so forth...

So I guess that's about it I guess. So, shall we begin? I'll start things off.

First, you must build a castle out of dirt.

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Chryosten
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Afterwards, you must combine them into one giant hamburger and eat it.

JACKinbigletters
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Aye and then you must drain a small lake!

riku_ullman
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and then you must build an tunnel of glass that goes around the world without anyone noticing in process.

Chryosten
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The tunnel must then be filled with water from the small lake.

StormWalker
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People must be sacrificed to the shellfish.

Chryosten
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After a month, unleash the shellfish onto a city.

JACKinbigletters
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Then take control of the fish in the water and rise up!

StormWalker
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Remain out of the way of the rampaging shellfish.

JACKinbigletters
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Then boil thirty lobsters.

riku_ullman
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without using ANY heat or cold source (including the weather.)

TheMostManlyMan
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Using any sort of liquids you can extract from other lobsters to boil the 30 in.

apldeap123
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During which you must juggle two rubber balls in front of an audience.

JACKinbigletters
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And the audience are all sharks which you must defend against.

TheMostManlyMan
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As they are flying from the sky because you are in a sharknado.

JACKinbigletters
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And sharktopus.

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