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Chryosten
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Basically, you're a on a quest to find the Holy Grail. However, in order to obtain it, you must fulfil an endless amount of requirements.

Example:
P1: First, You must head towards a castle to gain the king's blessing.
P2: Next, you have to conquer the castle itself.
P3: Afterwards, you will need to eat ice cream whilst hanging on a chandelier.
And so on and so forth...

So I guess that's about it I guess. So, shall we begin? I'll start things off.

First, you must build a castle out of dirt.

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Chryosten
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Herald

You must also face off against the God whose temple you're possessing in a card game.

TheMostManlyMan
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Chamberlain

After that you must kill their God with only the cards you have remaining in your hand.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

But you must not activate his trap card in the process!

Miraidematro
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Blacksmith

Next, you must destroy the temple using C4.

danwar123
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Jester

And then,you must beat pokemon red and pick charmander as a starter.

TheMostManlyMan
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Chamberlain

You must then eat the pokemon in red ball thingy form, then activate it from it's red ball thingy form without dying.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

You must then cook a perfect fillet of salmon.

danwar123
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red ball thingy

You mean Pokeball?
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The salmon then must be then eaten right out of the oven.
TheMostManlyMan
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You must then make a casual phone call of every country's leader.

Chryosten
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Herald

Afterwards, advertise to one of the country's leader a hem a project which they must accept.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

But it must involve you paying them in hundreds and hundreds of single cent coins.

TheMostManlyMan
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Chamberlain

But they must be currency from a country on a different continent so it's inconvenient for them.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Aye! And then you must give them three gifts of a horrible nature!

StormWalker
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Jester

And then you must moon them and run away.

TheMostManlyMan
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Chamberlain

The remaining pickles shall go to the fattest country since they have negative calories.

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