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Next, survive the great rains without the castle turning to mud

Thirdly you must place fifty iron cannons upon said castle!

Afterwards, load the cannons and fire them at the cows.

Then, you must harvest the cow hides, that are in PERFECT CONDITION from the cows you just shot. if they have anyrips in them, they will not work.

Then you must gather the hedgehogs of forty men whom have ownership of three and a half hectares of land.

With these hedgehog's spines you must build a balistae.

Next, make a giant sandcastle to destroy with your ballista.

Then you must perch yourself upon a cannon.

Next, launch yourself into a lake with the cannon.

Afterwards, fend off an army of 40,000 murlocs in your dirt castle before you dry off from the lake.

Also you have to only use sporks in you're defense.

On the last murloc, sacrifice it to a god by extracting its heart on a cheese altar.

Then you must eat the blood covered cheese altar.

Next, journey into a jungle to find a temple.

And claim it from it's owners by pretending to be their God!