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Aye! And then you must summon all the Norse gods!

And you must have a drinking contest with them.

Then you must win a spitting contest with them.

After that, kill everyone in long range with a sword. You may not throw it.

After discovering you're super stretchyness you must swim across the Atlantic.

You must then catch a plane to Antarctica.

Then, make an ice inside a fire and a fire inside an ice. Fuse them.

Afterwards, drop the product in Africa.

Then you must deliver the moon to your beloved.

And add cheese to the moon.

Then eat the cheesy moon.

Then you must grant access to your home to strangers.

Then make sure they don't break your vases.

Of which you must have hundreds.

Then play his song, It's Still Rock and Roll to Me.