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Chryosten
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Basically, you're a on a quest to find the Holy Grail. However, in order to obtain it, you must fulfil an endless amount of requirements.

Example:
P1: First, You must head towards a castle to gain the king's blessing.
P2: Next, you have to conquer the castle itself.
P3: Afterwards, you will need to eat ice cream whilst hanging on a chandelier.
And so on and so forth...

So I guess that's about it I guess. So, shall we begin? I'll start things off.

First, you must build a castle out of dirt.

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Loop_Stratos
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Then make a portal that leads from heaven to hell and vice versa.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Then you must play some electro-swing.

Loop_Stratos
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Then you must coin flip 1000 times. All flip must be neither heads or tails.

JACKinbigletters
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Then you must discover a new organ in the human anatomy.

StormWalker
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Then you must use this new organ to vacuum the floor.

Chryosten
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Afterwards, sell the new organ to an organ donor.

JACKinbigletters
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Then, after making a tidy profit on the black market, you must bring down said market from the inside.

Chryosten
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Afterwards, collect your reward from the police.

Loop_Stratos
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Then, use the rewards to create a WMD(Weapon of Mass Destruction) and destroy the police with it.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Then you must rebuild the police force into your personal military organization.

JACKinbigletters
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Then you must create a new emotion.

Chryosten
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And then research on how this new emotion can be applied to everyday life.

neoexdeath
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Afterwards, you must create a new everyday life with said emotion in it.

Loop_Stratos
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Then create an opposite of said emotion.

Chryosten
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And create an emotion bomb using that emotion.

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