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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got so sad it died! D:

Autumn Cheese: -1/50

I create Switzerland.CHeese 1d4=1

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Befitting it's neutral status, it's rather weak.

Switzerland Cheese : 10/10

I nuke the cheese. Rads = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Rads
wookie1196
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wookie1196
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You immediately ahnialated the cheese

Switzerland Cheese -1/10

I create the Nithentros Cheese 1d4=1

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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wookie1196 created Nithentros Cheese!

Nithentros Cheese: 10/10

I corrupt the cheese with my heavy dark magic! Consumed = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Consumed
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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So much for a cheese named after a deadly monster.

Nithentros Cheese: - 8/10

I create the Thanksgiving Cheese. Turkeys = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Turkeys
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Chryosten created Thanksgiving Cheese!

Thanksgiving Cheese: 50/50

I tell the cheese that I don't like turkeys! ThatsRight = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = ThatsRight
Chaosemerald12
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The cheese is barely affected...
HP: 47/50

I give the cheese a mighty punch!

[roll 1d20]

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You missed Thanksgiving Cheese!

Thanksgiving Cheese: 47/50

I punch it for you! 1d20=2 and I also poison the cheese! AHHHHHHH = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = 1d20
2 = AHHHHHHH
wookie1196
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wookie1196
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You are weak and you can't make proper poison

Thanksgiving Cheese 43/50

I attempt to deep-fry the cheese [roll 1d20 Deppfry ]

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Your deep-fryer was broken.

Thanksgiving Cheese 43/50

I repair the deep fryer and DeepFry = 17 the cheese before taking it out and Eating = 6 it

DICE RESULTS
17 = DeepFry
6 = Eating
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You deep fried it, but you ate only a piece of it

Thanksgiving Cheese: 20/50

I tell the cheese that I prefer Christmas, and that there is no Thanksgiving day here! YellsOfPain = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = YellsOfPain
akshobhya
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akshobhya
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It was painful!

Thanksgiving Cheese: 6/50

I hit the cheese with my fist.
1d20=8

DICE RESULTS
8 = 1d20
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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akshobhya hit the cheese and he died!

Thanksgiving Cheese: -2/50

I create 72th Cheese! NewCheese = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = NewCheese
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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armorplayergc creates a relatively hard New Cheese.

New Cheese: 100/100

I put the cheese in a cave with microorganisms to age and ripen. 1d20=14

DICE RESULTS
14 = 1d20
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It ripens badly.

72th Cheese 86/100

I slap HahiHa with the cheese for getting it's name wrong. Cheesy = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Cheesy
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