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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You slapped HahiHa hard, but the cheese could feel it a lot!

72th Cheese: 66/100

I tell the cheese that he would be more famous if he was the 75th or the 100th cheese! HeartBrokenLikeGlass = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = HeartBrokenLikeGlass
wookie1196
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wookie1196
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Jester

The cheese was quite insulted

72th Cheese: 51/100

I hit the cheese with my confusion Whattheheckisgoingon = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Whattheheckisgoingon
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got little confused

72th Cheese: 47/100

I corrupt the soul of the cheese! SoulLess = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = SoulLess
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Your corrupting didn't do much.

72th Cheese 38/100

I berate the cheese for being the 72th and not 72nd. Position = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Position
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese cried a lot because of that!

72th Cheese: 25/100

I make an annoying sound! MAKETHISSTOP = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = MAKETHISSTOP
HahiHa
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HahiHa
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Regent

The noise is quite annoying to the cheese.

72th Cheese: 14/100

I divide the cheese by 9. ToEightOrNotToEight = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = ToEightOrNotToEight
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You get eight.

72th Cheese 6/100

I shield bash the cheese. Smack = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Smack
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You did only 15% of the expected damage! D:

72th Cheese: 3/100

I use my super powerful Universal corruption skill! Overkill = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Overkill
wookie1196
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wookie1196
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You really killed that cheese

72th Cheese -5/100

I create the Impossible Cheese 1d4=4

DICE RESULTS
4 = 1d4
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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AHHHH! D: wookie1196 "re"created Impossible Cheese! the 38th cheese... and it is 5x stronger!

Impossible Cheese: 500/500

I remember Impossible Cheese when I killed him once! MySecondKill = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = MySecondKill
wookie1196
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wookie1196
856 posts
Jester

Well apparently he won't be so easy to kill the second time

Impossible Cheese 493/500

I'll give the cheese theImpossibleQuiz = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = ImpossibleQuiz
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

The cheese solved it with little difficulty.

Impossible Cheese 484/500

I toss a Cow = 9 onto the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
9 = Cow
wookie1196
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wookie1196
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Jester

The cheese didn't really catch on to the irony

Impossible Cheese 475/500

I make the cheese watch some videos of really cute Kittens = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Kittens
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

It turned out to be about full grown cats, but it was sort of cute anyway.

Impossible Cheese 468/500

I read the cheese motivational quotes. Motivation = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Motivation
wookie1196
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wookie1196
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Jester

You are a terrible motivational speaker apparently

Impossible Cheese 466/500

I send Batman = 18 after the cheese

DICE RESULTS
18 = Batman
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