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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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but i accidentally drop that 20 sided dice in the pot. lets roll another one InsertLabelHere = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = InsertLabelHere
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You did serious damage to the cheese!

Impossible Cheese: 57/500

I hit the cheese with a dangerously sharp Shadowsword = 13!

DICE RESULTS
13 = Shadowsword
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese is hurt AND frightened!

Impossible Cheese: 42/500

"Cheese, your HP number is the number of everything." Wow = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Wow
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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It's not anymore!

Impossible Cheese: 22/500

I tell him that his HP isn't the number of everything anymore, and that it's his fault! Depressed = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Depressed
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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impossible cheese: 5/100

one hit to go! im gonna hurl ThisDice = 8 itself!

DICE RESULTS
8 = ThisDice
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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doqck killed Impossible Cheese! I wish I killed him (again)

Impossible Cheese: -3/100

I create 2016 Cheese! ItComes = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = ItComes
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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Bard

2016 cheese: 50/50

wow, this is a soft one... so lets make a tasty meal with it Cheeseburger = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Cheeseburger
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You ate a good part of it!

2016 Cheese: 31/50

I tell the cheese that 2014 was the best year! CryingCheese = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = CryingCheese
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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2016 cheese: 14/50

but what if 2014 WASNT the best year? Loominarty = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = Loominarty
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese didn't care at all

2016 Cheese: 9/50

I tell the cheese that he is not the actual 2016 and he will die in 2015 MaybeNow = 13!

DICE RESULTS
13 = MaybeNow
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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armorplayergc overkilled 2016 cheese! yes, the cheese died in 2015

2016 cheese: -4/50

i buy a random piece of cheese from who-cares-where and i figure out how to print my armatar on it. Radiocheese = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Radiocheese
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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doqck has just created Radio Cheese!

Radio Cheese: 100/100

I throw fire in the cheese! ShadowFire = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = ShadowFire
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese has mild burns!

Radio Cheese: 89/100

I throw the cheese off a cliff. WeeeOrOuch = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = WeeeOrOuch
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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It was "Weee"

Radio Cheese: 88/100

I yell near the cheese! AHHHHHHHHH = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = AHHHHHHHHH
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese's ears bleed cheese sauce!

Radio Cheese: 69/100

I pat the cheese. Pat = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Pat
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