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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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wookie1196
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wookie1196
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Jester

The cheese is concerned

Impossible Cheese 272/500

I tell the cheese that I'm not leaving AG, just this game Specificity = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Specificity
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

That was a relief for the cheese

Impossible Cheese: 269/500

I tell the cheese that I'll attack him when he is not expecting for it, when he's Distracted = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Distracted
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese was dumb enough to follow your plans.

Impossible Cheese 251/500

I trigger the fire alarm. Ring = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Ring
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese got REALLY scared!

Impossible Cheese: 233/500

I do NOT trigger the fire alarm when there is a fire! Arson = 18
edit: lol, 18 three times in a row!

DICE RESULTS
18 = Arson
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

The cheese is badly burnt.

Impossible Cheese 215/500

I flip a table onto the cheese. Flip = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Flip
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese got very injured with it! YAY!

Impossible Cheese: 198/500

I tell the cheese that no one likes him! AllHateYou = 17
edit: now, 17 twice in a row

DICE RESULTS
17 = AllHateYou
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese is so sad!

Impossible Cheese: 181/500

Don't worry cheese, I like you. Hug = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Hug
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
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You hugged the cheese very hard and it was painful for him!

Impossible Cheese: 167/500

I tell the cheese that the person who killed him last time is back! ImBack = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = ImBack
FishPreferred
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FishPreferred
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Duke

The cheese flees in terror, rolling right into heavy traffic.

Impossible Cheese: 149/500

I bludgeon the cheese with the broken server until it's fixed.
Percussive_Maintenance = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Percussive_Maintenance
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

the cheese quitted the thing that uses that broken server in extreme boredom

impossible cheese: 132/500

i assemble a barrel and roll it on the cheese! BarrelRoll = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = BarrelRoll
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The barrel smashes when it hits the cheese and its fragments hurt the cheese for bonus damage!

Impossible Cheese: 115/500

I hug the cheese again. Hug = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Hug
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

You didn't hug the cheese hard enough

Impossible Cheese: 107/500

I tell the cheese that now that Christmas is over, I'll hunt him viciously, and I'll kill him DontTakeCare = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = DontTakeCare
Gogotank
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Gogotank
3,165 posts
Lord

The cheese is super frightened!

Impossible Cheese: 88/500

I sneak behind the cheese and spook it! MaybeAPokemonMove = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = MaybeAPokemonMove
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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This cheese seems to have no feelings! D:

Impossible Cheese: 84/500

I bribe the cheese to take a lot of damage in this attack! ThenIWillShotYou = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = ThenIWillShotYou
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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Bard

impossible cheese: 72/500

i take some macaroni, some water, a pot and i cook... well, u know what it is

[roll 1d20 macAndCheese]

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