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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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I'll make it for you, I create Living Cheese of the Swarm! Swarm = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Swarm
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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I don't know what happened there.
Living Cheese of the Swarm:100/100
I use psychic power to attack the cheese [roll 1d20 ZappyZappy]

Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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[roll 1d20 Zappy ] 100th post

Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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1d20=16

DICE RESULTS
16 = 1d20
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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After several misfires, you finally succeed in creating a hole in the cheese.
Living Cheese of the Swarm:84/100
I toss a few grenades at the cheese before whipping out a minigun and firing at the cheese. BigBoom = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = BigBoom
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You missed half of the shots, but you still did medium damage to the cheese

Living Cheese of the Swarm: 74/100

I bring a red/black/white/yellow grade 60 gem from GemCraft 2 and use it as a gem bomb on the cheese! SwarmMonster = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = SwarmMonster
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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You seriously damage the cheese, but the gemcraft monsters aren't as strong as the cheese, so it is left with 57/100

I try to burn the cheese [roll 1d20 BURN!!!]

Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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BURN = 7 It dodged my first attempt to burn

DICE RESULTS
7 = BURN
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese had a resistance against fire, but it still does some damage

Living Cheese of the Swarm: 50/100

I tell the cheese that giant monsters are stronger than swarm monsters Depressed = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Depressed
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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at first the cheese is disappointed before seeing that it's a lie.

Living Cheese of the Swarm: 43/50

I attack the cheese with an anti-cheese, to negate it's very existence Anticheese = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Anticheese
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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It seems that the cheese has a very strong anti-anti cheese

Living Cheese of the Swarm: 40/100

I tell the cheese that The Forgotten doesn't like him anymore! YoureFired = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = YoureFired
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is shocked by this (and doesn't know the forgotten) but falls in a killing machine when thinking about it

Living Cheese of the Swarm: 20/100

I punch the cheese PUNCH = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = PUNCH
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You did medium-high damage to it!

Living Cheese of the Swarm: 7/100

I use a grade 100 yellow/red/white/black gem against the cheese! LotsOfDamage = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = LotsOfDamage
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The weakened cheese is now destroyed by this gem bomb

I make a monster Cheese of the swarm to avenge it's predecessorMONSTERSWARMCHEESE = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = MONSTERSWARMCHEESE
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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aaaaaand ap killed the cheese and passed a lvl in gemcraft at the same time!

living cheese of the swarm: -4/100

i take help from gantic to make a dangerous cheese that may cause disaster in wrong guys` hands. Banhammer = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Banhammer
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