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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is really hurted

Monster Cheese: 307/500

I try to convince the cheese that it's reflection is an enemy [roll 1d20 CHAAARGEow

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You couldn't convince the cheese

Monster Cheese: 307/500

I tell the cheese that his reflection is NOT an enemy, then, I create a en evil monster made of shadows, that is actually his reflection! SURPRISE = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = SURPRISE
Swarmlord2
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It is easily able to defeat the shadow cheese but takes some damage

Monster Cheese: 299/500

I try the mirror thing again. Looktheshadowcheeseisbac = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Looktheshadowcheeseisbac
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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Bard

the monster cheese said "the shadow cheese is back? who cares?"

monster cheese: 297/500

this cheese is a brick, so this time ill hurt it the way people killed the first brick cheese ever created. Slap = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Slap
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese blocked 85% of the damage!

Monster Cheese: 294/500

I tell the cheese that he is going to be hunted... and that people will only stop hunting him, when he's Dead = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Dead
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese doesn't care much.

Monster Cheese: 288/500

I feed the cheese cookies, hoping that some are poisonous [roll 1d20 poison]

Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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Poison = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Poison
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Only 15% of the cookies were poisoned

Monster Cheese: 285/500

I hunt and kill the brother of the cheese! IToldYou = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = IToldYou
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is very upset and crushes AP

Monster Cheese: 260/500

I save AP by swapping him for a bomb at the last second BOOM = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = BOOM
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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Jester

The bomb explodes, hurting the cheese fairly badly.

Monster Cheese: 243/500

I 'exert' my influence unto the cheese. DontFUpKiddo = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = DontFUpKiddo
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is a bit influenced but was to dazed from the bomb explosion to be fully influenced.

Monster Cheese: 237/500

I distract the cheese with a puppy and slap it when it isn't looking PUPPY = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = PUPPY
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese yells of pain! YAY!

Monster Cheese: 222/500

I bring in a kitty to attack the cheese! a kitten that is so cute the cheese will let him win the fight! ICantAttackYou = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = ICantAttackYou
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is really hurt

Monster Cheese: 207/500

I do the same as AP but use a tiger cubCUTE = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = CUTE
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese ran away before losing another fight

Monster Cheese: 200/500

I tell the cheese that there is nowhere to run and nowhere to hide Scared = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Scared
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese jumps over AP but hurts itself

Monster Cheese: 193/500

I grate the cheese because with Gratepower = 4 comes grate responsibility

DICE RESULTS
4 = Gratepower
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