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Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
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Jester

LEGEND_beast deals a mighty smackaging.
Phoenix Cheese: 187
I trip over the cheese.
Trip = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Trip
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,583 posts
Duke

EmperorPalps trips over air.
Phoenix cheese: 185/500 HP
No worries. Give me the strength of hercules, for a mighty Blow = 17.

DICE RESULTS
17 = Blow
Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

POW! LEGEND_beast whomped on the Phoenix Cheese.
Phoenix Cheese: 168/500 HP
I slap Phoenix Cheese. RabbitPunch = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = RabbitPunch
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Gantic punches the cheese but it is only slightly dazed.
Phoenix Cheese 160/500
I drop the cheese from a really high place. FlyCheeseFly = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = FlyCheeseFly
EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
9,447 posts
Jester

Darkfire45 made the cheese skydive, but it landed on a pile of sponges.
Phoenix Cheese: 150/500
I throw a cardboard box at the cheese.
Box = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Box
destoyer153
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destoyer153
158 posts
Herald

The cardboard box crumples on impact.
Phoenix Cheese: 144/500
I drop the cheese in a bucket of water.
Edit: [roll 1d20 plop] darn

StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

destroyer153 misses the cheese entirely.
Pheonix Cheese: 144/500
I slap the cheese. KoroCheese = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = KoroCheese
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

StormWalker effectively hurts the cheese.
Phoenix Cheese 129/500
I roll a boulder down onto the cheese. Pancake = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = Pancake
Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Darkfire45 rolls a boulder onto the cheese, but the boulder bounces off of the cheese without causing too much damage.
Phoenix Cheese = 121/500 HP
I slap Phoenix Cheese. SLAAP = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = SLAAP
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
854 posts
Shepherd

Gantic looks around fugitivity before slicing of a piece of the cheese for his grill cheese sandwich...
Phoenix Cheese = 112/500 HP
I slap Phoenix Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Cheese
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

The cheese barely registers AHomoSapien's slap.
Phoenix Cheese 108/500
I use a steel gauntlet to slap the cheese.

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

I failed and forgot to roll SteelGauntlet = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = SteelGauntlet
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,583 posts
Duke

Darkfire blasts the soul out of the cheese.
Phoenix cheese 95/500 HP
this job calls for a man like me, SHAZAM = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = SHAZAM
Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

LEGEND_beast uses the same attack again.
Phoenix Cheese: 83/500 HP
I slap Phoenix Cheese. Whappow = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Whappow
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,583 posts
Duke

Gantic whappowed the cheese, but the cheese held firmly.
Phoenix cheese: 77/500 HP
I will use my legendary Legendarang = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = Legendarang
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