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Gantic
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Gantic
11,892 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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helpo1
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helpo1
3,778 posts
King

Gantic makes another brick-hard Phoenix Cheese.
Phoenix Cheese HP - 500/500
I start slapping the Phoenix Cheese. Slap_Slap = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Slap_Slap
StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,232 posts
Jester

helpo1 nuzzles the cheese.
Pheonix Cheese: 493/500 HP
I slap the cheese. Kabloo = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Kabloo
destoyer153
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destoyer153
158 posts
Herald

StormWalker gives it a healthy beating
Pheonix Cheese: 475/500
Unidentified objects assault the cheese. OhNo = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = OhNo
helpo1
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helpo1
3,778 posts
King

destroyer153' UOs beat the hell out of the Phoenix Cheese.
Pheonix Cheese: 456/500
-CENSORED- (aka Kids) edition of SW:TFA slaps the Phoenix Cheese. CENSORED = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = CENSORED
red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

Helpo1 prods the cheese with a dull stick.
Phoenix Cheese: 453/500
I object to the Phoenix (Wright) Cheese. Objection = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Objection
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,583 posts
Duke

wow, red303 objected the cheese so hard it gave life to it.
Phoenix Cheese: 433/500 HP
its okay.. SHAZAM = 20

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/40/2229836-05.1n021.shazam.jpeg

*thats weird, 4th shazam that hit 20 HAHA in like a day*

DICE RESULTS
20 = SHAZAM
red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

LEGEND_beast shazams the cheese into another dimension.
Phoenix Cheese: 413/500 HP
I slap the cheese with my face. Headbutt = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = Headbutt
AHomoSapien
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AHomoSapien
854 posts
Shepherd

Red303 charges forward like a Neanderthals and headbutted the cheese, and does a surprisingly amount of damage.
Phoenix Cheese: 395/500 HP

I slap the Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Cheese
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,583 posts
Duke

Sapien touches the cheese.
Phoenix cheese: 391/500 HP

SHAZAM = 8

http://oi61.tinypic.com/20tqqes.jpg

DICE RESULTS
8 = SHAZAM
EmperorPalpatine
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EmperorPalpatine
9,447 posts
Jester

LEGEND_beast gave the cheese a mighty blow.
Phoenix cheese: 383/500
I throw the cheese!

Throw = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Throw
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,583 posts
Duke

EmperorPalpatine threw the cheese to darth vador.
Pheonix Cheese 371/500 HP
I throw a lightning Bolt = 10 at the cheese, Shazam style.

DICE RESULTS
10 = Bolt
will3
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will3
454 posts
Nomad

LEGEND_beast slapped it...
Pheonix Cheese 361/500 HP
Another Rawr I_tickle_it_again = 1

DICE RESULTS
1 = I_tickle_it_again
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,583 posts
Duke

will3 literally tickled it.
pheonix cheese (unhurt): 360/500 HP
that's alright.

SHAZAM = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = SHAZAM
etg2002
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etg2002
703 posts
Scribe

the word SHAZAM comes out of nowhere so hit the cheese!
i call Skipper.
Slappityslapslapslapslapbottomslap!=10 pheonix cheese: 325/500
(hey guys, i cannot make the dice show up. does it still count? by the way, i am rolling in real life.)

Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

OOC: Just use (roll 1d20 insert_text_here) but replace the brackets with square brackets.

etg2002 has Skipper slap the cheese around for a bit before leaving.
Phoenix Cheese 350/500
I slap the cheese with a foam finger. Splat = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Splat
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