Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.
HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness 1 = 10 HP = Soft 2 = 50 HP = Medium 3 = 100 HP = Hard 4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.
[For whatever reason, LEGEND_beast's 15 wasn't counted earlier, so I'm correcting the score]
Nice sharp eyes.
The emperor judges down with a hammer on the cheese, a sentence to life in hell.
Phoenic Cheese: 318/500 HP
It's alright, Superman's Strength = 8 has no equal
Phoenic Cheese= 300/500 HP
[Slap_that_cheese = 18]
I'm sorry I don't think that counts. Make sure your dices roll the way they should, and if it fails (it has happened to me too) then you should post again, because editing doesn't seem to work for dices. We can also tell that was not a roll. But it's okay, I understand the pain of forum glitches.
Emp feels the cheese, and the cheese is so afraid that it flies backwards into a wall.
Phoenix Cheese: 288/500
I slap the cheese. AnthropophagiCheese = 16
Legend Beast slams the cheese with a impressive looking lightning bolt, however phoenix cheese deflect most of the damage back at Legend Beast Phoenix Cheese 207/500 HP
AHomoSapien violently glares at the cheese, causing the cheese to take a step back in fright and twist it's cheesy ankle in a hole.
Phoenix Cheese: 205/500 HP
I slap the cheese with my flaming fist. FalconPunch = 3