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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
2,613 posts
Jester

You could have done grate things, but your terrible pun fifthed the damage you did.

Monster Cheese: 189/500

I sell the cheese to a fancy french restruant CheesePlease = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = CheesePlease
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

The fancy french restaurant dices the cheese and serves it.

Monster Cheese: 174/500

I throw the cheese into a black hole 1d20=3

DICE RESULTS
3 = 1d20
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

Weakest. Blackhole. Ever.

Monster Cheese: 171/500

I take out a monster slaying sword and slice the cheese with it. MonsterSlayer = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = MonsterSlayer
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

LEVEL UP! now chryosten unlocked new stuff in a bunch of rpgs!

monster cheese: 156/500

i Hurl = 13 a big Coin = Tails to the cheese

DICE RESULTS
13 = Hurl
COIN RESULTS
Coin
Tails
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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Marquis

The coin impales the cheese

Monster Cheese: 143/500

I try to Drown = 16 the cheese

DICE RESULTS
16 = Drown
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

It escapes your clutches but not before having lots of water entering it's lungs.

Monster Cheese: 127/500

I drop the cheese into the world of Monster Hunter. Enjoy = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Enjoy
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
2,081 posts
Marquis

The cheese is hurt but escapes

Monster Cheese: 117/500

I Cut = 14 the cheese

DICE RESULTS
14 = Cut
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

You cut a large chunk of the cheese!

Monster Cheese: 103/500

I slap the cheese with the new Quests = 9 in AG!

DICE RESULTS
9 = Quests
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

yay! new quests!

monster cheese: 94/500

i remind the cheese that it didnt have much hp left and itll die soon. UhOh = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = UhOh
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The cheese got a little depressed...

Monster Cheese: 83/500

I tell the cheese that he is not real, he is just... words... in our minds... and in the forums of a website... WOW = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = WOW
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

u terrorized the cheese D:

monster cheese: 63/500

i use the cheese to test a device that can mash the mouse buttons a lot faster than most people. Autoclick = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Autoclick
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

You autoclicked the cheese, and the clicks hurt him!

Monster Cheese: 50/500

I tell the cheese that he lost 90% of his life time already! AboutToDie = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = AboutToDie
StrikingDefender
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StrikingDefender
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Scribe

You scared the cheese!

Monster Cheese: 48/50

I make a cheese cake. Cheese_Cake = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Cheese_Cake
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
Bard

*yum*

monster cheese: 39/500

idk what to say this time... so i bounce the 20-sided dice on the cheese. ThisIsThat20SidedDice = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = ThisIsThat20SidedDice
evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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Jester

The dice was made out of rubber and just harmlessly bounced away ;-;

Monster cheese: 37/500

I say mean things to the cheese YouBigCheeseHead = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = YouBigCheeseHead
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