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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese took few damage

Nightmare Cheese: 322/500

I take the cheese to my dungeon of suffering! AncientTortureMachines = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = AncientTortureMachines
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is unhurt but slips on some spilt water and is hurt

Nightmare Cheese: 320/500

I anti-torture the cheese by being nice Friendliness = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Friendliness
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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woah... no one else has ever thought about hurting this cheese with the recoil of friends` nightmares!

a grammar nazi is the cheese. broken language talk with i so. Some_Dice_Roll_I_Then = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = Some_Dice_Roll_I_Then
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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That did medium damage to the cheese!

Nightmare Cheese: 301/500

I ignore the cheese! IDontCare = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = IDontCare
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is very upset by this.

Nightmare Cheese: 286/500

I hug the cheese HUG = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = HUG
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese don't like hugs, so he took damage from it

Nightmare Cheese: 272/500

As @Gogotank is not here I'll use his penguin army against the cheese! PenguinArmy = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = PenguinArmy
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The penguins are very ineffective, considering the amount of them

Nightmare Cheese: 258/500

I eat a poisonous cookie and am sick on the cheese NeverEatRottonCookies = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = NeverEatRottonCookies
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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The cheese tells you to walk it off.

Nightmare Cheese: 250/500

I read the cheese terrible fan-fiction disguised as a bedtime story. BadFiction = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = BadFiction
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The fiction was so bad it did high damage to the cheese!

Nightmare Cheese: 234/500

I tell the cheese that he can't reach me! WEEKENDHASSTARTED = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = WEEKENDHASSTARTED
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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It's angry at first but then it doesn't care.

Nightmare Cheese: 224/500

As @Gogotank is not here I'll use his penguin army against the cheese!

WHAAAAAAAAAT?! PENGUINS, REGROUP! IT'S ASSAULT TIME! PenguinArmy = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = PenguinArmy
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese seems to be resisting the penguin army

Nightmare Cheese: 222/500

I tell the cheese that I won't sleep at night, so I'll have no nightmares Trolled = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Trolled
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is very hurt but survives as it knows that you will sleep eventually

Nightmare Cheese: 202/500

I bring Mr Rainbow and his mere presence hurts the cheese UnicornMagic = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = UnicornMagic
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese went on panic with that! YAY!

Nightmare Cheese: 184/500

I make fun of the cheese because he was scared Afraid = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = Afraid
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese's nightmare power is slightly reduced by the embarrassment

Nightmare Cheese: 178/500

I try to get the cheese to listen to a nightmarish story before it suddenly ends happily as the cheese is focusing on it NotSoScaryStory = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = NotSoScaryStory
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese took medium damage from the... "surprise"

Nightmare Cheese: 168/500

I tell the cheese that the most scary nightmare he created was very weak... and all the other nightmare cheeses do better OthersAreStronger = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = OthersAreStronger
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