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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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yep, the cheese was a dreaded clicker heroes addict just like the majority of ag. it thought it was ascending and it didnt feel the melt at all!

nightmare cheese: 18/500

i drink a glass of fizzy lemonade and then i take a sniper. Noscope = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = Noscope
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese took medium damage from the sniper

Nightmare Cheese: 6/500

I start hunting the cheese... killing his family... his friends... I start making the cheese become weaker and weaker... then... I appear on his nightmare... and rip his head with an Axe = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = Axe
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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You destroy the nightmare cheese (I still haven't killed any)!

I make an AntiMrRainbowCheese = 4. Looks like a very evil cheese unicorn.

DICE RESULTS
4 = AntiMrRainbowCheese
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Swarmlord2 creates the Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese... and he is pure evil!

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 500/500

I bring Mr.Rainbow to attack the cheese! EvilVSGood = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = EvilVSGood
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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Mr Rainbow severely damages his evil version!

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 480/500

I use good magic against the cheese's dark magic MagicFight = 7

DICE RESULTS
7 = MagicFight
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The dark magic was so strong that the good magic did low damage

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 473/500

I tell the cheese that his dark magic is very weak compared to the dark magic lords! YouAreWeak = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = YouAreWeak
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese knows that this is a lie and is barely hurt.

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 470/500

I charge on Mr Rainbow, using his horn instead of a lance ChargeLoyalFriendCHARGE = 7
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ff/2e/54/ff2e54f2ca5c09a877fb04d84bc562a4.jpg

DICE RESULTS
7 = ChargeLoyalFriendCHARGE
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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It seems that dark magic is stronger for now...

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 463/500

I attack the cheese with dark magic to weaken its defense! DarkMagic = 6

DICE RESULTS
6 = DarkMagic
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Apparently you're terrible at dark magic. Who knew?

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 457/500

I attempt to ruin the cheese's life. Stuff = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Stuff
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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You slightly annoy it

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 455/500

I show the cheese it's reflectionhttp://www191.lunapic.com/do-not-link-here-use-hosting-instead/145510983786631?4080798351 MIRROR = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = MIRROR
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got scared with his reflection, and took medium damage

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 443/500

I tell the cheese that he is ugly! YoureUgly = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = YoureUgly
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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The cheese is very insulted

Anti-Mr Rainbow Cheese: 426/500

I use dark troches to increase darling resistance. I then punch the cheese AntiDarkPunch = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = AntiDarkPunch
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese took medium-low damage...

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 417/500

I try to weaken the cheese Again = 9

DICE RESULTS
9 = Again
Swarmlord2
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Swarmlord2
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Same effect. I meant dark, not darling

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 408/500

I tell the cheese that it looks like a black rhino because it is overweight. AntiSelfConfidence = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = AntiSelfConfidence
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

The cheese becomes depressed a little.

Anti Mr.Rainbow Cheese: 397/500

I charge the cheese for manslaughter. Guilty = 4

DICE RESULTS
4 = Guilty
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