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Gantic
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Gantic
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King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Gantic swings at the cheese with a flyswatter.
Cheese of Shazam: 101/500
I smack the Cheese of Shazam with a cat. Meow = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = Meow
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,585 posts
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The cat hurt the cheese pretty bad.

Cheese of Shazam: 88/500 HP

PUNCH = 15

DICE RESULTS
15 = PUNCH
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

SirLegendary punched the cheese, dealing nice damage.

Cheez of shaz0m: 73/500 HP

I slap the cheese with my fists. FistSlap = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = FistSlap
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Fishslap was no good, and the cheese is fine.
Cheese of Shazam: 70/500 HP

SHAZAM = 5

DICE RESULTS
5 = SHAZAM
Terry_Logic
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Terry_Logic
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Jester

SirLegendary gave the cheese a stern reprimanding.
Cheese of Shazam: 65/500 HP

BOOMSMACKCHEESE = 13

DICE RESULTS
13 = BOOMSMACKCHEESE
red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Terry_Logic booms and smacks the cheese, dealing a hefty blow.
Cheese of Shazam: 52/500
I hit the cheese. Death = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = Death
Chryosten
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Chryosten
17,384 posts
Herald

red303 deals moderate damage to the cheese.
Cheese of Shazam 41/500
I throw the cheese at a wall. Hit = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = Hit
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

The throw was apparently incredibly strong!

Cheese of Shazam: 25/500 Hp
Let's try this one more time.
SHAZAM = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = SHAZAM
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
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Jester

The SHAZAM crashes, dealing quite high damage.

Cheese of Shazam: 8/500 HP

I melt it. BURN = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = BURN
SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Loop_Stratos Finishes the Cheese of Shazam
Creating the Legendary Cheese!!!

1d4=2

DICE RESULTS
2 = 1d4
Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

The weak legendary cheese was brung to life.

Legendary Cheese: 50/50 HP

I destroy the cheese.

Loop_Stratos
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Loop_Stratos
5,291 posts
Jester

omg forgot roll

Destroy = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Destroy
PacManZero
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PacManZero
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Nomad

Loop_Stratos destroys the cheese!
Legendary Cheese: 31/50 HP
I slap the cheese. 1d20=11

DICE RESULTS
11 = 1d20
Gantic
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Gantic
11,891 posts
King

PacManZero slaps the cheese and sets it up for a one-hit KO.
Legendary Cheese: 20/50
I slap Legendary Cheese. OneHitWonder = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = OneHitWonder
PacManZero
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PacManZero
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Nomad

Gantic slams the cheese and almost acheives the one-hit KO!
Legendary cheese: 3/50
I slap Legendary Cheese. 1d20=15

DICE RESULTS
15 = 1d20
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